kelpy 🐌

the best food is a bowl of white rice with other food on top of it (you can pick the other food)

we should do insane things again

july is gonna feel like this

@crookedcourses i gotta know what place this is lmao

oh no the coffee shop closest to my new place is scary

"sophomoric mischief"

for the most part i'm ready to stop hearing about new york politics on a daily basis but i can't stop saying "zohran mamdani" in a trump voice and giggling to myself

Looks tasty. And safe

@crookedcourses i feel so jaded and bitter lol i'm scrolling through all their posts like the lady from great expectations who's still wearing her wedding dress 30 years later

the zohran campaign is making me hate brandon johnson even more than i already did. Lol i’m so mad that i fell for it

Have you seen my bug anywhere it’s about 1 inch tall and 1 inch wide and 1 inch long

everybody in the replies dunking on this person for not knowing anything about grief and loss meanwhile i thought their point was about how this suburban child in the 1980s somehow loaded up on juvederm

i'm more concerned about how much she looks like cole escola in this pic

totally understand if you’re not an ally

@deanavelandra oh it was massively harmful!! especially bc most people have only picked up the concept from instagram infographics. it is so much more complex than people understand (and also so much easier to heal attachment issues than people give it credit for)

@kelp_b Thank you, I feel like that book was actually kinda harmful 😬

i curse the day attachment theory became a part of popular psychology. too many of y'all are out there acting like attachment styles are like zodiac signs. guys it is child development. pls.

Ya every pizza in chicago is deep dish, every beach is concrete, all drinks are malort, and everyone does improv. DONT COME HERE!!

America is deeply invested in the idea that hurting someone’s family licenses them (especially mom/dad/spouse) to do anything to protect them. We pump out movies, shows, and books about it. And now that masked men are tearing families apart people want to talk about Waymo Rights.

often when i ride my bike i am hit with the feeling that everything is unfolding as it's supposed to and i'm exactly where i should be in life. which doesn't mean life has anything special in store for me, rather that life is maybe just about riding my bike

@rissaoffline how did i fully not know this happened LMAO

When I say I am in your walls this is what I mean

summer is coming

the best part of an ice cold beer has got to be drinking it

@Baileymoon15 tell winnie i like her sweater

unrelated i also met a bunny named winnie :)

hot dog maxxing