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-mexican accent- what did she said

showing this to my hairdresser

they're saying 5'7 is the new 6 foot

I just imagined a world without SpongeBob. I’m gonna throw up.

DOG.2

(the cars - just what i needed) I laugh at butthead and beavis

Job applications:

I love when you can tell a bird is having fun flying around

estoy viendo un partido de la segunda división argentina (llevo apuesta) y el narrador tiene AUTOTUNE. No puedo más.

Grocery stores should have showers so you can wash your ass, balls, and etc

Me and Spongebob go Way back

“Ask them to upload their resume. Now make them type all the same information again. Now auto-reject them from a noreply email in under two minutes.”

I'm always respectful of mannequins just in case

スケッチ 前を歩く犬

俺がヘビだったらこれしょっちゅうやると思う

Pig: I'm paranoid everyone wants to eat me Therapist: I will cure you Pig: Oh no

i really respect that dominicans never gaf this girl just said her name is disneyworld

@Fanatics Fuck you

One jersey for life, whose are you wearing?