Shawn Reisner

"VS Code Uber For Getting a Stern Talking To From a Father Figure" just doesn't really roll off the tongue

@DJPurpSkurp coward

@prpslrp Is he okay??

Holy fucking shit Is twitter just live leaks now

@pettipoole They forgot that you're him 💪

I’ve lost 50 lbs so far this year, diet and exercise baby

Every learning app should use Duolingo as the standard for how to create a "sticky" experience that keeps you using it imo. They absolutely nailed it

I guess you can cuck the tuck after all... 🤔

@Pachycleta Right here homie

So where are all the Rihanna haters now? #HalftimeShow #SuperBowl

one day you’re young and cool and the next you’re thinking about b2b SaaS

@brad_frost In my opinion, if we want to fight a war on terror we should start with this nation's haunted houses.

All I want for my birthday is for you to share something funny with me.

@massivehat_exe Yes.

should I buy a 44 year old porsche

@JoeEmison Amen 🙏

Wish I were at ice & cream

@massivehat_exe Same bro like all I could think about the other day was the bush administration smh 😤

damn it really is wild how the brain just switches to some really uncool awful shit for an entire day

@wherezthat Right!? date-fns is nice. Lightweight too

@ReisnerShawn It's 2022! Why are dates in JavaScript still fucking ridiculous? Is there a library I'm missing that makes handling dates between the front-end, API, and stored in the database easier?

just found a bug that only affects people born in january because january's month index is 0 which is falsy in javascript lmao

@jamonholmgren hot take

The Expanse was pretty good, but it really could have been 10x better. Too far fetched of situations, Holden actor sucks (always angry), and too many scenes where politicians are sitting around concocting drama.

@BuildSell30 no

Stop ignoring your own potential. Go build a life you want.

@maroun_baydoun @lexswed @mxstbr I noticed you didn't respond to their point. Don't know either of these people btw

@lexswed @mxstbr Does every founder have an army of fanboys/girls these days?

I'm writing an article on elderly React developers, if you remember CSS modules pls reply

@AJoshDickerson @adamd @Plaid Same! And they don't reply to customer support on weekends.

@adamd @Plaid I've had nothing but bad experiences with Plaid

The best developer experiences that are *not* Stripe or Twilio? Reply with others we can learn from... including your own!

@massivehat_exe Can't believe there are still people who believe Helen Keller was a real person 🙄

Fuck Helen Keller

@massivehat_exe You wanna talk about it?