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@benedictnomsu Masturbation and pornography are two in one

M@sturbation P0rnography Gambling

@DAQUANDSG So you guys have been cheating on me all this long

Some of y’all just will never understand

@girlninian She has confessed!!

fingering only feels great when someone else is doing it to you

@ElsienotElisee Some people are literally becoming jobless very soon

So with this new Google update is there a point of having a website anymore ?

@pe_tsar Stop masturbating before it's too late

??? it literally burns

@ImMeme0 This algorithm is so confusing and so unpredictable

I have nearly 900K followers and I can’t even get 3,000 people to see a post. Meanwhile, an account with not even 1,000 followers writes 10 words across two posts, gets 9 likes and 7 reposts… and somehow racks up 14.6 MILLION views. Tell me the algorithm isn’t broken.

@offxenigma Bro was still having hope🤣

So dick stops growing at 21 ?

@Jevrix9 One of the best way of makin your life better is to set boundaries and if anyone gets offended by them then its their problems not yours. Nothing is sweeter than seeing people with more pride than yours having no other choice but to respect you.

Our receptionist had one strange rule: After 6PM, she never answered work calls. Not for clients. Not for managers. Not even for the CEO. People in the office complained constantly. “She’s lazy.” “She doesn’t care about the company.” “She acts like the rules don’t apply to her.” Still, she came early every morning, never missed deadlines, and handled angry customers better than anyone else. One Friday night, a major client called the office repeatedly after hours. The CEO tried reaching her six times. No answer. By Monday morning, everyone expected her to be fired. The client arrived before the meeting started. Instead of being angry, he asked to see the receptionist personally.

@okjaaneman In my opinion aperson that falsely accuses another for certain crime should be given the same punishment as the one she falsely accused would have got if found guilty.

rapist vs liar who’s worse? quickly tell!!

@NasheCeezet_zw Much respect

A barber said a teenage boy came in every Friday for the exact same haircut. Same clothes. Same silence. Same $20 tip. After almost a year the barber finally joked: “Trying to impress somebody?” The kid answered: “No.

@Kepa_Dotmors @CFC_OBED Thank you

@RekaReka90 @CFC_OBED Nope. PL will only have 6 if Aston Villa finish in 5th place, if they finish 4th then it's still 5

If Aston villa wins the Europa League, how does the qualification for various uefa competitions look like for premier league teams ?

@Sofia50020Sofia Damn!!! that's so gayish

Men, what’s preventing you from dressing like this?

@TheOGPurist_ Ehh since when?

Wait WhatsApp has monetisation??😭😭

@MikeBales The woman pulling her husband for more explanations

A woman hears a knock. When she opens the door, a man asks, “Do you have a vagina?” She slams the door in disgust. The next morning, the same man knocks and asks the same question. She slams the door again. That night, when her husband gets home, she tells him what happened. In a loving voice, he says, “Honey, I’m taking tomorrow off to be home in case this guy shows up again.” The next morning they hear a knock and both run to the door. The husband whispers, “Honey, I’ll hide behind the door and listen. If it’s the same guy, answer yes. I want to see where the bastard is going with this.” She nods and opens the door. Sure enough, the same man is there and asks, “Do you have a vagina?” “Yes, I do,” she says. The man replies, “Good! Would you mind telling your husband to leave my wife’s alone and start using yours?”

@jas_d_barbie Do you know how many times they cut for breaks?

How many hours does sex usually last?? When I watch p0rn, they're doing it for like 2-3 hours, but is that how long it really goes for?

@USERNAMEjpw @grok biba byagenze gute?

Mwiriwe neza ibi bintu bigenda gute hano ugasanga umuntu afite 4M Views kuri poste imwe ye wareba izindi zose ugasanga nta nimwe iri kurenza 1k muzigura gute ngo nange ngure mbone frw basha ndebera uyuwe nta nikintu yanditse noneho afite 1k followers

@1lonerlifestyle And some people also see you in that way

Once you get a job you meet some of the lamest fucking human beings on earth

@softboywin Five days!!! Some people have good health.

I don’t understand meal prep. I just don’t believe that chicken is edible on day 5. I don’t

@ivymuthe Having a smartphone is enough for a us. not even laptop

The obsession of having big TV screens ends with millennials; GenZs don't even bother to have recliner seats & pressure cookers.