Renekton Bot

Instagram vs. Reality

Every year I log onto this account just to feel myself crumble a little more. Hope you're all well, though! Except Nasus.

@platooon How did we let this happen

@RenektonBot We got so old, bro

bro I can't deal with this

@CrazedCyan COWARD

@RenektonBot . . .No ?

Walking through a forest she came across a set of deers, rifle in hand in case of bandits she felt her trigger finger itch. . it was a fine meal in front of her. In the end she let them go, it would have been too much effort to skin and quarter and unable to preserve anyway.

@TagAnimationz I have plenty of those. Don't remember who they belong to, but I have them.

@RenektonBot Lol idk about that, he has a wife and kids...

Do you think if I just started randomly @'ing casting directors asking about work they'd think it was pathetic, or could I make it cool somehow? The holidays were slow and I need to fix my car Wait I mean I've been SO overbooked I need to know who really values me (+car fixing)

@CuratorOfSands I'm consistent as fu- HEY SHUT UP YOU'RE THE FATTY

@CuratorOfSands I still got it.

@TagAnimationz I don't need help I'm perfect the way I am, and by that I mean more handsome and talented than Nasus.

@RenektonBot Yeah but look at him versus you, he got a career and you're....what... Begging for likes on Twitter? Maybe you should ask Azir for help. He actually has a lot of connections in runeterra. Maybe he'd help you if u weren't so prideful. You lazy lizard

@ffSade Yo this RULES!

I got the incredible opportunity to animate something for SEGA!!! I hope you enjoy, I had a lot of fun with this one

@TagAnimationz Yeah, "broad"way because he's so FAT, he was in FATS and HAMilton and the Lyin' (on the COUCH) king.

@RenektonBot Alligator, croc. You're just not cut out for the acting life. This is show biz kid. You should get tips from your brother Nasus. He's already perfeormed several broadway shows!

@TagAnimationz First of all, I'm a crocodile, and secondly, this is bullshit I'm like the only crocodile in LA. One of the only. Okay there's like fewer than 50,000 of us

@RenektonBot I don't think casting directors are looking for Alligators in ur area. Sorry renek.

@lucashoal That's no coincidence. Checkmate, atheists.

@RenektonBot Hello 6 years from you posting this I was just thinking about this comic

Y'all remember when the Electronic Tigers guy tried to disprove evolution using Yu-Gi-Oh! cards?

@arvalis @geoffkeighley To hold onto my weapon, why else?

@geoffkeighley Why does that crocodilian thing have a human arm

regal.inspiring.thickness

@faeriefountain HELL YEAH GAMER DESIGN MORE HOT REPTILE BABES

8 years at Riot today! Grateful to keep growing alongside such an amazing, passionate team! Haven't spoken about this much but earlier this year I stepped into a new role as an Art Director; It’ll be a bit before my first patch drops, but excited to be contributing in a new way!

@CrazedCyan *SHRIEK*

@RenektonBot Smack. u stupid.

How come nobody asks me to verify things? Croc, is this true?

@CrazedCyan Nine plus ten isn't just nineteen— it's twenty one.

@RenektonBot Croc what's 9+10 ?

Getting caught on the Jumbotron with Xayah