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Me commentary on being sent to Destination McFucked. Crank ya sound. #McDonalds #mcdonaldsfight #LasVegas #ozzymanreviews #funnyshit #FunniestTweets

When life gives you shit, turn it into biofuel.

It's a great vampire squid wrapped around the face of humanity, relentlessly jamming it's blood funnel into anything that smells like money.

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Meet uBeam :)

@meredithperry @ubeam For phones it may take time? I hate cables 😭😭

Eager to show you what we’ve been working on. It’s one of the coolest feelings in the world to hold in my hands what was once just a thought. I’m so proud of my team, & so grateful to those who backed us thru thick & thin to allow us to get here. Never give up. Physics, FTW.

Being a kind of famous woman who expresses her unpopular opinions in a culture that hates women is in itself a serious mistake?

Black buck - > Big Buck - > Big Buckchod

Pakistanis checking GDP wise list of countries...

This guy can beat anyone in bollywood. @RanveerOfficial

Saw dis while reading my GK book 😂😂😂 #JioFilmfareAwards

What will you do with a 4563 ebook book library?

Dear @narendramodi, #LoadMatLo ?

They never get arrested even when you are convicted.

Ye Raat Ko Aati Hai, Phir Kahin Kho Jaati Hai. Kaun hai Ye?

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How will you #EnsureAStronger2018?

How in the world does human survive?