Retardius Maximus

@BankerWeimar My kids are not available to die for Epstein’s employers.

@BankerWeimar Yeah im 30 and i will not report for duty, i will not flee the country, I will not be a conscientous objector and i will not go to jail. Draft me and I will bang it out with the cops here before i get put on a ship to die in the zagros mountains on behalf of filthy kikes

Remember, Trump dodged the draft… you should too.

@notaconvention_ @ItsJustinRhodes Their rate of type two diabetes is HALF that of the general population. That strongly indicates that your sugar hypothesis is wrong

@Retardmaximus @ItsJustinRhodes Have you been in an Amish grocery store? Tons of candies, sugar filled deserts, food dyes and preservatives. They eat as bad as we do, they just home cook it, lol.

I spent 30 hours with the Amish in Ohio and everything I thought I knew was wrong… : They WANT to talk to us : They are NOT all healthy : They are NOT all the same : Many use cell phones, propane, and freezers : They ride in cars, just don’t drive them : Some get online regularly One-on-one? Absolutely wonderful people. I owe them an apology for my assumptions.

@notaconvention_ @ItsJustinRhodes Yeah, theres crap in the shops. Who know how much of that they eat. They arent hitting the drive thru for lunch, eating doritos or doordashing fast food tho If most people just cooked at home 2x as much their health would improve drastically.

@LauraLoomer @hssms000 @j_fishback And you’re never going to be pretty

@ScottPresler @1Nicdar @grok replace the woman with scott presler

@1Nicdar If you’re going to post my photo, please tag me.

Here’s 65 year old Sean Penn and his 30 year old Girlfriend? What’s your reaction?

@ScottPresler @1Nicdar Best tweet of 2026

@alifarhat79 Going to $250

What do you call this pattern?

@notaconvention_ @ItsJustinRhodes Dude do you think they use toothpaste and a sonicare toothbrush? Or go to the dentist? Or get anywhere near the amount or quality of medical care as an average American? Answer is no. apples to oranges. Health span would be a much better metric. I bet they win that big time

@Retardmaximus @ItsJustinRhodes The fact that a ton of Amish end up getting dentures says otherwise. They also have the same average lifespan as the rest of the country.

@KobeissiLetter He’s gone full retard

@ItsJustinRhodes Thats 200 eggs all day long

I traded the grocery aisle for the chicken coop and this is what happens sometimes (spring)

@dbongino My brother in Christ, you look like the dog that gets left at the shelter

@Danny_Crypton As the market falls 300b to 1t?

🚨 BREAKING 🇺🇸 FED TO INJECT $6.7B INTO MARKETS TOMORROW AT 9:00 AM, JUST BEFORE THE OPEN LIQUIDITY SURGE MAY SIGNAL AN UPCOMING IRAN DEAL GIGA BULLISH FOR CRYPTO!!

@CampDavidAZ @MattWalshBlog The flight attendants had to have a c cup as well

@MattWalshBlog When air travel was a luxury, people also smoked on planes!

Flight delayed on tarmac. Missed our connection. Based on the other flights available, which were also delayed, and the fact that taking a flight tomorrow would require getting back into a security line stretching seemingly for miles, we decided to get a car and drive five hours to our destination. That’s how bad air travel is right now. Driving is faster. Air travel is awful in this country. People don’t realize just how much it sucks unless they have to do it a lot. It’s not just TSA. Flight delays. Air traffic control issues. Service is even worse than usual. Every airport is crowded and slow and worn down and dirty. Everyone brings their dogs. The term “service animal” doesn’t mean anything anymore. Air travel used to be luxurious. People used to wear suits. Working for an airline was prestigious. The employees took it seriously. It sucks now. It’s terrible. This is the kind of thing our leaders should be fixing. Because the most frustrating thing is that it is so eminently fixable. If only anyone bothered to try.

@MattWalshBlog Dude treat yourself and fly private. You can surely afford it

@Cernovich Similar to mass deportations. Also not causing a boondoggle in the middle east at all was an option

Cracking down on fraud was an 80-20 issue. Trump could have cruised on the 50,000 dow, hit fraud, maybe kept the midterms. Then done a war after the midterms.

@jakeshieldsajj Its probably because it costs 5% as much to build it

Vietnam is filled with beautiful new architecture while America isn't Why don't we take pride in our building anymore?

Tiger Woods is proof that Uber has gotten WAY too expensive.