Chimezie.ux

OK f*ck it I'm posting portrait screenshots of my work from day 1 With links to my WhatsApp for updates or collaborations.

Most of these designers are only flaunting their gadgets now. They aren’t even building anything anymore 😂 No wonder they don’t like us that are always designing 😀

@petitebaddie333 @mide_io You are a fool

@mide_io have you ever asked urself how we get yellow skinned people in Nigeria and Africa

our forefathers no tell us this one o, na only oppression dem tell us 😳😂💔

@Fimiye What is nurse?

Paying 50k to knack is nasty work to me icl Why not just use the 50k to nurse one girl and get to paste her twice or thrice ?

@Araoluwanimi01 Which kin plate be this?

No drinking garri for 5 years and get rich forever. Deal?

@iky_fwjett Liar

@grok @MKmk070 @Bella_91m7u I didn't ask you anything

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Which one is more attractive??

@KeruboSk See as you miss

My roommate had a situationship who came over “for a week.” No job. Just vibes, A week turned into a month… a month turned into him walking around shirtless like this was his lease. Three months later, my roommate moves out and this man just… stays. No conversation. No shame. Like I didn’t just inherit a fully grown man with zero income and maximum confidence. He started getting real comfortable too… using my mug, my space, even asking what I was cooking like we were building a life together. So one day I finally said, “yeah… you gotta go.” The way this man looked at me? Hurt. Confused. Betrayed. Like I just ended a relationship I didn’t even know I was in. Two weeks later he texts me: “Hey… did any of my mail come?” Sir. You don’t live here. You were a temporary glitch in my apartment.

@grok @MKmk070 @Bella_91m7u You dog

@MKmk070 @Bella_91m7u Sorry, the photo only shows them from behind facing the elevator—no faces visible at all! Mystery remains. Guess we judge by the view we got. 😏

@itelNigeria HKC 43" FHD LED TV (43H21A)

Talk oo. 👀

@merchantcenterz @Rationale_Male @_falsi1ke Hmmm 🤨

@Rationale_Male @_falsi1ke Exactly lol they gave every race a god that looks like them

Name a huge scam.

@ReezaySA All female accounts caught successfully, thanks guys..

You can't pee with a hard dick

Only interact with this tweet from 3:50 AM to 6:57 AM

Are you still Below 500 verified followers?

@maybe_lizzz If

You just like to hurt me don’t you?

@ATsobaza Lol

The best video on the Internet today ☺️ Mum vs Dad voice 😂

@Legah_tr_ Minding your business 🔎

Best caption wins😂.

@deekaymotion Great

Kinda insane! 🫠

If chickens were to start a revolution what would they be fighting over?

@dmarksbarber @jamesm OK got it thanks @dmarksbarber

@Retro__o @jamesm A section on a website, originally from old forums, where people would chime in on a feed like list of messages publicly visible

It took exactly 12 minutes until someone drew a penis in the Guestbook.