RevCurtisP
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More importantly, can anyone explain why it's a pump action revolver? 😄
Damien Scott@MadScientistFF
Can anyone Explain the gun?
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@NerdGirlCosplay That's not why I'm gassy, but I definitely feel like aliens probed me.
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@RoxyTall A man who's sh00ting blanks will definitely dodge a bu11et with these women.
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@katnahat7 To really obfuscate this, they should throw in some parenthesis.
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@jeymccreight Putting yourself out there when it makes you a target is the opposite of shallow.
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@PetiteNicoco You can talk to me. Been there, done that. IVF is a miracle.
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@onezumi Tell me about your character. I look forward to hearing about adventures.
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@parilani I got out and danced and socialized, a rare occurrence lately.
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The snark is real, and well deserved.
George Takei@GeorgeTakei
What do you think of M&Ms' decision here, folks?
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@M_Robertcop Copyright law is so complicated that lawyers specialize in it.
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@bradcorner the segue between Do You Hear What I Hear and Eminent Front was so perfect, I didn't even realize what was going on at first.
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@MeMeBoomer @mamaneeds2tweet @piper4missouri That should have warranted an annulment for your mother, but she likely couldn't afford one.
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@mamaneeds2tweet @piper4missouri My Mom was divorced with 4 kids cuz a shitty dad abandoned us and ran off with another woman. Mom could not receive sacraments cuz divorce was not allowed. Don’t get me started on Catholic Church. I left at 16.
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@jeymccreight Glad to hear you took the plunge, did the thing, and you are happier now.
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@wormquartet My observation has been that if you are worried about whether or not you are a good parent, then you are very likely a good parent.
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I'm in my 40s and have a kid who's about to start college, and still have a lot of sadness and confusion over what to do at this point. I love my son, and I'm very proud of him, but weirdly, his existence didn't magically fix my bullshit.
Shane Morris@GShaneMorris
Millennials who are very cavalier about not having children are in for a shock when they enter their 40s & realize life is only half over. What do you do at that point? Keep trying to be sexy & have fun? I expect to see a lot of sadness & confusion about what to do at that point.
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