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DAD: You like Corvettes, right?
SON: Ya!
DAD: Go look in the driveway.
SON: OMG
[driveway is empty]
DAD: Nobody cares what you like.
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Reverend Scott
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Reverend Scott
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I don't know, Church? Katılım Ekim 2010
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I'm sorry but if you can't handle petting a golden retriever, you don't deserve Air Bud.
Possum Reviews@ReviewsPossum
"If you can't handle me at my worst, you don't deserve me at my best" really just means "put up with my toxic and abusive bullshit or you're a bad person". No.
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@staticbluebat That man is really fat. Brendan Fraser isn't that fat. That's not him
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First look at Brendan Fraser in Darren Aronofsky’s The Whale
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Stavros Halkias has joined the cast of Glen Powell’s upcoming country music comedy:
• He will play Powell’s character’s agent
• Directed by Judd Apatow, the film is set to premiere Feb. 5, 2027 via Universal Pictures
variety.com/2026/film/news…
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If you rack up a $1,800 dinner bill and tip $30, you’re a horrible person. 😒
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@Reverend_Scott Can we get the Monsanto CEO to frolic in a sprinkler of round up
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I wanna see the CEO of Pfizer taking benzos
Trung Phan@TrungTPhan
Costco CEO Ron Vachris did the “CEO eats his own product” challenge by destroying a hot dog (and confirms the Costco hot dog combo is staying at $1.50 forever). Legend.
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@imthescorpihoe Any respectable CEO would swallow and not spit
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@Reverend_Scott The way this guy still looks miserable after every bite and it never shows them swallowing the food!!
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Or how bout...don't go out with a man you don’t feel safe being alone with??
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Welp, the comments are everything you'd expect
TMZ@TMZ
🚨 EXCLUSIVE: Chuck Norris has been hospitalized after a medical emergency in Hawaii. What we know: tmz.me/7e8iqBd
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Back in my day, a real man would eat 100 nuggets from McDonald's on Tuesdays between 4 and 8 pm while it was 20 pieces for $1.99 and be praised for it.
miia@miiagarro
stop using ozempic and starve like a real man
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@KylePlantEmoji @russelldobular I think his hair exceeds his hot takes if I'm being honest
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@VitoComedy Best Buy deserves to make some interest off that money before they return it
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Businesses don't keep thousands of dollars in the register because it's a theft risk.
Stop being a baby and just wait for the check.
Dr. CZ@AngelMD1103
This escalated FAST… A customer tried to return a $3,000 item at Best Buy, but the cashier refused, and things quickly turned tense. Situations like this can go from calm to confrontational in seconds, especially when big money is involved. Who do you think is actually in the wrong here, the customer or the store? And should stores be more flexible with returns on expensive items?
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@Reverend_Scott @noog Yea i get that. Twitter was better back then before politics got popular among the dip shits from both sides. I miss that era when twitter was just jokes
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@bad2snow Been a hot minute since I had an average tweet
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@MrQuarzak @noog I'm not here a lot but I never left. Twitter just doesn't like that I'm not paying to use the app.
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@Reverend_Scott Damn, you use to be one of my favorite twitter profiles along with @noog and a couple other great twitter profiles from 2011-2015. I havnt seen you post anything in a long time. Glad you’re still around. Stay funny
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@evnwtkns You don't become CEO without making the tough decisions
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@Reverend_Scott It was normal to him, like he took them boys whenever he felt necessary.
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@evnwtkns He probably used to be a boy scout. Always be prepared
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@Reverend_Scott I hung out with a R&D for Johnson and Johnson and he had the xans on him.
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@TimLukeAnderson He obviously needs to start his own page
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