ugs revolver :3

Yayyyyyyyy

Spongebob big guy pants ok

Thomas Massie just spelled it out on CNN: “This vote is gonna be on your record longer than Trump is gonna be president… What are you gonna do in 2028 or 2030 when they ask, ‘How can we trust you? You covered up for a pedophile back in 2025.’” That’s the kind of line that makes the whole room suddenly remember where the exits are.

The card reader at the store when your card decline

House Dems should drop a ‘Charlie Kirk Gun Safety Act’ on the floor just to make Republicans go on record voting against it.

Will Smith just slapped Chris Rock during the Oscar’s

Did I just get shot by an AR-15? Feels like it.

Labor Day tmw…shout out to all the ladies who went through labor

Question for people who believe that life begins at conception: would you sell liquor to this baby