Rex Montium

@WhiteHouse @POTUS

“Tonight, at my direction, brave American forces and the Armed Forces of Nigeria flawlessly executed a meticulously planned and very complex mission to eliminate the most active terrorist in the world from the battlefield. Abu-Bilal al-Minuki, second in command of ISIS…” - President Trump

@GovernorVA You’re gonna cheat aren’t ya

The Supreme Court of the United States has now joined the Supreme Court of Virginia in choosing to nullify an election and the votes of more than three million Virginians. These Virginians made their voices heard — casting their ballots in good faith to push back against a President who said he’s “entitled” to more seats in Congress before voters go to the polls. As Governor, I will make sure voters know when and how to cast their votes this year. Because our votes are how we choose the representation we deserve.

@CrimsonDesert_ Guns for Kliff

Clocking into my 5-9:

@luisjgomez Tends to happen when you cut a lot of weight. It’ll rebound in a week. Hell you’ll see a difference tomorrow

Face off? More like an ass off! (As in their asses fell of their bodies) Sorry. This joke fell flat.

@asha_shar Impressive job thus far.

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@RealNickAldis @ArcherOfInfamy @TamaTonga01 😂 🤡

Ladies and Gentlemen, R-Truth is not medically cleared to compete tonight, therefore Damian Priest will now go 1-on-1 with Tama Tonga. See you tonight on #SmackDown @ArcherOfInfamy @TamaTonga01

@nypost God forbid a white boy get a little motion

John Travolta looks unrecognizable at Cannes Film Festival with wild new look trib.al/2T4oTr6

Every day Snoogans will just sit in front of me and stare until I pet him. He's never pushy or anything. I just really wish he could talk!

@Polymarket If you’re like me and have no idea what is going on or what or who that is, this is a wild tweet

NEW: Looksmaxxer Clavicular takes plea deal in alligator shooting case, receiving probation & being ordered to attend a wildlife course.

@IGN Cull the weak

From Grounded to Satisfactory and Star Wars: Jedi Survivor, more games than ever are including modes designed to accommodate arachnophobes. Renowned spider fearer Ellen Rose ranks them from Best to STILL TOO SCARY: bit.ly/439Zo0C

@SamEldridge87 @SeanRossSapp I’ve got three that I tend to daily. They’re good friends, horrible enemies

@RexMontiumApp @SeanRossSapp I was reading a story about someone that didn't feed a crow one time and they shit on his car every day

This looks personal

@IconicChriss If Vince returned, it would make the news. Nothing else comes close to the reaction.

Which return would create the LOUDEST reaction instantly...

@SamEldridge87 @SeanRossSapp Was coming here to write that.

@SeanRossSapp This is why you don't piss off crows

@SenWarren Finally we all agree

Ban stock trading by the President. Ban stock trading by the Vice President. Ban stock trading by members of Congress. End the corruption.

@ShawnRyanShow Your twin @HLC_actual

Who would you like to see on the Shawn Ryan Show next?

@RonnieAdkins Tell them about the bounty they used to offer 😂

So Facebook is going well. This picture was popular.

@WarThunder Bring her back

Some statistics from the Nuclear Escalation event! If you missed it, we have plan to bring it back after the next major update. 😶

@kennyhotz Every mount or pet I’ve had in video games has always been named Pilgore. This is your fault

Brand New Commentary! Fashion Show! Unlocked For Pilgore Tier!

@IGN Clocked that immediately, had me rolling

Nick Fury actor Samuel L. Jackson made an appearance in a very different superhero universe where he played a foul-mouthed shark named Xander in the most recent episode of The Boys. For more info: bit.ly/4uE0SMk

@dustinrhodes AEW is great, and my heart has enough room for both. That phrase always came across as tribalistic to me. Idk

Where the absolute best wrestle

Say it louder for the fans in the back.