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@it_Rutie @caleb_okike Well not everyone will

@caleb_okike Nigerian youths will still bet regardless joor

Pooja posted it. Mbah posted it. Valking posted it. “This is huge omo, person use 35k win 110 million!” All excited. All amplifying the dream. But none of them showed you the other side.

@GloriousGod01 Whats the mame.of the 220k pef

I went to buy perfume from my vendor today but this time, it was not my signature perfume which is about 220k. I bought three different ones instead for a total of 56k and she said: "My customer, wetin happen this time na. Na the economy?" I said "Not at all, I just want to cut down on some expenses." Guess what she said? She said "I understand but no worry, old taker go take again." 😂😂😂 Above all, love God.

@OtPersimmon You must have a lot of bad days

We met in the most unserious way possible. I was already having a bad day, running late, mentally arguing with myself, when this man had the audacity to bump into me and not even apologize properly. Not a real apology. One of those “sorry” with vibes of “but it’s lowkey your fault.” So obviously, I did what any sane person would do… I dragged him. And instead of being normal and leaving, he stayed. Arguing back. Matching my energy. Smiling like this was somehow… entertaining?? From that moment, I decided he was my enemy. We kept “randomly” running into each other after that. Same café. Same street. Same annoying face. Always something to argue about coffee orders, music, who bumped into who first (still him, by the way). Weeks turned into this ridiculous routine of arguing, eyerolls, and “coincidental” meetings that felt less coincidental every time. Then one day, it rained. Like, serious rain. Lagos did its thing. I was stuck, annoyed, already preparing to suffer home, and guess who appeared… umbrella in hand, looking entirely too pleased with himself. He didn’t even say anything at first. Just stood beside me and tilted the umbrella slightly so it covered me too. I said, “Don’t think this changes anything.” He said, “Of course not. You still owe me an apology.” I almost pushed him into the rain. But I didn’t move away either. We walked like that… arguing quietly under one umbrella, stepping over puddles, pretending we didn’t both notice how easy it suddenly felt. Somewhere between “you’re annoying” and “text me when you get home,” things… shifted. And now? Now this same man that I couldn’t stand is the one I call when my day goes wrong, the one who knows exactly how I take my coffee, and the only person allowed to annoy me on a daily basis. Still my enemy, by the way. Just… my favorite one.

@VERITY_HQ @bcgomes92 Na boy e be ooo U no see him chest???

@bcgomes92 Not good , you’ll be chasing men away

Fastest way to start a conversation with any girl. You : hey Whatsup, how’s it going? She : fine , you . You : umm I’m alright. You : wow I’m curious about something. She : what is it ? You : people say beautiful girls ain’t good at doing some kind of stuffs She : what kind of stuff. You : well I bet you are a bad cook even with your pretty face. Sit back and watch her write an epistle explaining how good she is 😂😂😂😂😂

@Wizarab10 @bossolamilekan1 @bossolamilekan1 which feed do you use? Compounded feed or commercial feed?

My Bro @bossolamilekan1 sent me 30 crates of eggs. You’re a brother. I appreciate 🙏🏾 If you want to place bulk egg order, my Oga will deliver to your doorstep.

@cal_mhe_iva We have to deal with y'all going through this and didn't die

Women deal with periods, pregnancy, menopause wtf do men deal with?

@HonestarsenalF @grok how can I stop seeing this fools tweet

I remember that last year, when I went to Kenya, they showed me this unique zebra. I thought it was glued together. The man told me it’s the only zebra like that in the world. He said the zebra can determine when rain will fall and can even stop the rain…it’s very supernatural. He also said it’s worth $850 million, but they refused to sell it to white people. But deep down I don’t believe a zebra can have two heads,one in front and one at the back. I don’t know how true that is because people lie a lot and anything lies,I don’t associate myself with it because of my integrity.

@Wizarab10 If man hold him pelins at night thinking of woman ..no soapy e wan do be that o

Be mindful of hurting men. If a man goes naked at midnight, holds his penis and swear for you, it will catch you. God always answer men's prayers.

@Dutchess699031 How much was she owing you before now?

You're 33 and mis€rabl€... Basically almost two decades of not fulfilling a basic law of nature... Now you need online validation to feel like you're on the right path you're here announcing... Why couldn't you brag about how you made big achievements like being a millionaire or being the owner of a company If you saw being married as something holding you back?? ... Everyday u go to bed crying and you envy your friends who are getting married because your terrible character wouldn't let u find a suitable husband

@javiquijano @barcareportx Crazy how time flies You're all worried bout Eric... wow

@barcareportx What about Eric García??

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@XcessCars Call Mavo

Brand New 💫 💫 2026 Cadillac Escalade Platinum edition With features that rival the range autobiography The Gwagon its the king of the road V8 engine Can outrun a sports car 0 to 60 in a 2seconds The roof is pure panoramic see through Android automatic open and close doors Automatic steps Full led display dash board from driver to passenger door 360 camera with google earth camera from the skyview Bluetooth Markat value for this car is 600m But am pressed for funds Car price is 498m I will settle any dealer or dealers 5million Naira Location: Abuja🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨

@john322226 Remo all star ni

I smell newcastle doing a remontada

@nnocentblaq @XcessCars How much for this?

@XcessCars In lieu of that; This 2013 Rx 350 Premium is looking for a new owner All is intact & Available for inspection. Location: Ikosi-Ketu Lagos

I’m looking for an honest and reliable dealer who I can trust which is something I don’t do in this business but I can’t seal all deals on my table by myself it’s a lot that’s why I always ask dealers to post their cars under my tweet.. He will help me handle some deals.

@bigthelmzz Cloth or sofa?

70K

@AceDominoNadie @viktorbensonyt Pele o oversabi chef

@viktorbensonyt You don't cook fried plantain and fried egg 🍳...., you fry them.... More like you wanna prepare them. Good morning to you and good luck

Unrelated but I was on my way back home last week and it was late at night I wanted to cook fried plantain and fried eggs in the morning so I decided to buy fresh pepper I asked her to give me fresh pepper of 1000 naira and this woman in all her w!ckedness gave me pepper that have dried and soaked in dust I got home and open it nylon only to see pepper that is getting rotten and dried Then I recall and remembered how fast she was trying to sell it for me so I won’t see it I just said in my mind, this is how Nigerian lost customer because of short term profit That was the first day I decided to buy from her hands, normally I buy from the market before getting home but I saw her greeting me all the time and decided to start patronizing her and at my very first time, she did this…

@Mike_Raphael44 @Officially_Kriz @AsaAkira Your life don spoil o

@Officially_Kriz For one second i felt that was asa akira @AsaAkira 😭😈

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@echidiimemotors I want a venza I have half payment ready but I can't dm you cos I'm not verified Pls how can we proceed further

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@echidiimemotors Toyota venza 2011 model 6 months Personal use I have half of the payment ready

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@emmanuelotabg99 @Prince_Fynnz @emmymosckiie Every morning drag ur preq, stretch am before e hard

@Prince_Fynnz @emmymosckiie How about increasing size

Bro to bro: Take your sexual health very seriously. 1. You don't performing well: Eat raw garlic before bedtime and take honey. 2. For stronger and harder erections: Drink pomegranate, beetroot, and watermelon juice. 3. To boost strength and stamina: eat Eggs, banana, coconut water, and practice kegel exercise. 4. For healthier sperm: Eat walnuts, maca root, tiger nuts, and oysters 5. To boost your libido: Eat pumpkin seeds, ginseng, dates and spinach. Do all these consistently and your overall sexual health will improve within some days. Repost for others to learn!

@EzekielOluwada6 @kenkenlewu You're stupid

Sometimes, all a person needs is a little push to take responsibility for their own life. Instead of always giving her money, you let her figure things out for herself, and look at the result, ₦50k on her very first day! It just shows that when people are made to step up, they can surprise you with what they’re capable of. If she keeps this mindset and takes it seriously, there’s no limit to how far she can go.

So our last born in school likes to behave like the last born. She doesn’t want to do anything. Every morning it’s always, “Sister, good morning, I want to sub. Sister, I need ₦5k. Borrow me ₦10k. Borrow me ₦20k.” So we planned to frustr@t£ her. Yesterday she reached out to me and asked about the dating app I usually use, and how she could go about it. I told her to download Tinder. She asked about the subscription payment and everything. After that, I didn’t hear from her again. I was expecting her to get back to me so I could help her, but she didn’t. I think she did the whole thing by herself. This morning she reached out to me again. I thought she wanted to beg for money as usual. Instead, she told me she had a gist for me. She said she has already started making money from the app and that someone dashed her ₦50k. I’m so happy right now because if we didn’t push her to that point, she probably wouldn’t have been serious with her life. The way she was able to make 50k on her first day, I’m very sure that if she takes it seriously, she will make better money…” Lady shares how her younger sister earned ₦50k shortly after joining a dating app, celebrating her achievement.