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@Footballtweet So they shove a camera in his face, wankers

🇵🇹😢 José Mourinho couldn't contain his emotions during the minute's silence for Silvino Louro. Silvino worked as a goalkeeping coach under Mourinho's management during his stints at Porto, Chelsea, Inter Milan, Real Madrid and Manchester United.

@rayaddisonlive Because londonistan is run by a Muslim mayor, what exactly were you expecting?

I lived in the United Arab Emirates for 12 years and never saw anything like this. Why was it necessary in Trafalgar Square? What was it trying to prove?

@bencoles_ A big hit🤣🤣🤣

Fair play to Angus Gardner. Referee copped a big hit and finished the game.

@CliveWardauthor Not much point replying to that, you covered everything.

58 PATTERN INDESTRUCTIBLE WATER BOTTLE I was rummaging about in my garage the other day, looking for a few old copies of Readers Wives, when I came across my old 58 pattern indestructible water bottle at the bottom of a MFO box. It instantly put a smile on my face. I hadn’t seen that since 1988. Then suddenly I realised it still had water in it. Shit!! My face dropped and I started to panic. That f**ker has been in there for decades. F**king hell!! You had to have a refined set of taste buds to appreciate the taste of the water coming out of one of these things back in the day. What the f**k would it be like now, thirty-five years later? I think it was from my last exercise. Go on, said the devil on my shoulder, open it, release the demons, have a sip and see what happens. No, I said, there are some things I'm grateful to no longer have to experience, and that’s one of them thanks! That water could have turned into anything, A WEAPON OF MASS DESTRUCTION… should I cordon off the area and set up an ICP, inform the M.O.D? In the end the Devil won of course, F**k it, what could go wrong. I slowly turned the cap; it was like a scene from Danger UXB. Suddenly those smells came flooding out. The essence of gopping water purification tablets, CS gas, fullers earth and dry crackers, chlorine, pussers rum. Hexi blocks, screech, cam cream, biscuits brown, tadpoles’ hot black plastic, p*ss. I started to feel faint. Then the memories kicked in, those many games of ENDEX hurry up and wait m**der ball when the full water bottle became the ball. Your water bottle freezing up on exercise and trying to get your matching water bottle and black mug in the cold wet pouch with frozen fingers when you're bugging out. Civvies would pay thousands for that…. I don’t f**king think so!!!! . I decided the best thing to do was to screw it back up again and carefully put it back in my MFO box for another 35 years. I’ll be 100 years old by then, what a birthday present. Wait, forget that I’ve just realised the mother-in-law is coming round for her Thursday afternoon cuppa…time for a little experiment, I think. BULLIES AND BULLSHIT 2 Warning! If easily offended, I really do advise you not to read this book. clivewardauthor.com Available on amazon kindle or download. amazon.co.uk/Bullies-Bullsh…

@NotFarLeftAtAll He’s preaching good behaviour whilst he’s robbing kids, you fucking hypocrite. I hope the wheels fall off your wagon really soon.

⚠️ Are you fucking kidding me… £8.50 for a Screwball ice cream

@visitnorthyork Anywhere that give more chips than that, as for the ramekins 🙄

Where's your favourite place in North Yorkshire for Fish & Chips?

@bushontheradio Love it👍🏻

About to eat a whole pack of beetroot. Your thoughts on this please.

@Posted_to_BAOR Yeah, you’ve got a copy good buddy

This rings. What are you saying?

@ronsterd89 The guy is working for nothing, card declined, trying to prioritise what he should buy. He’s wondering wtf can I do

What is the first thing that comes to your mind when you see this photo?

@BenGrahamUK Agree on all accounts. It’s time to wake up.

How I think we could actually fix broken Britain: • Put Jim Ratcliffe in government • Exploit every drop of North Sea oil • Build 10-15 nuclear plants • Scrap failing wind & solar subsidies • Kill net zero targets immediately • Unlock UK shale gas fully This is how we become Great Britain again.

@robertmdaws If there was ever a reason why Wales deserve to win a major trophy, this is it. All these years on and it still hits hard.

GARY SPEED 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿

@150G512XD @KeyserSosse Out buying presents for their mothers the day before Mother’s Day. So glad we’ve moved on and are now prosecuting the soldiers that were sent out there to deal with the murdering terrorists.

Memorial plaque in Warrington in memory of these two young innocent victims, Johnathan Ball and Tim Parry 😢💔 Thoughts with Johnathan and Tim’s families especially on 20th March🙏❤️

@Amelia558rs Paint her blue like everything else in your garden and you won’t notice her being there.

My neighbor does this every day, and I don't know what to do. Do you have any suggestions?

@OnlineTutor3293 @JacCymro1400 And you call yourself a tutor, how worrying for your students, you should struck off.

@JacCymro1400 w*nkers, we should have pulled funding from all their schools, hospitals and welfare f*ck celtic republican vermin right off

Welsh fans booing "God save the Queen" before singing Hen Wlad fy Nhadau, Cardiff Arms Park, 1968. It was routinely booed by Welsh fans until the change to use the proper Welsh national anthem was made officially in the 1970s.

@WiciCymru My childhood hero, Merv the Swerv, what a legend.

🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 Bu farw Mervyn Davies, chwaraewr Rygbi'r Undeb a enillodd 38 o gapiau dros Gymru ar y diwrnod yma yn 2012. 🇺🇸 Mervyn Davies was a Welsh Rugby Union player who won 38 caps for Wales; he died on this day in 2012. 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 Welsh NOT British. cy.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mervyn_Da…

@celtic_jaime Half price leftovers in the evening, perfect end to a hard day on site👍🏻

Me 🥪 🍻

@MissRebeccaMeow @beffybadbelly 👏🏻well done you should both work the UN❤️

@beffybadbelly All right Beffy the Incel slayer you've pwned me. I've never set out to offend you personally and I'm genuinely sorry if I did.

If Wales becomes independent does that mean we get our own passports with a fucking dragon on the front? oh my days

@LWaunfawr @KeithClarke1 He’s growing a pony tail and we know that under every pony’s tail is an arsehole

@KeithClarke1 I was distracted by this weird random strand of hair 🤔

I hear Pollock suffers from premature gesticulation… Poor lad…

@KeithClarke1 🤣

@chefsevenn Gout

What is your first thought when you open this fridge?