Ric Atherton

@NakedScientists I did, and enjoyed it! But I fear it would go over many people's heads who aren't aware of the source of this "research"

@RicRad84 Did you not notice the note of sarcasm in my reference?!

.@NakedScientists disappointed to hear you perpetuating the myth of Blue Monday on BBC. It was a marketing stunt from Sky Travel to sell hols in Jan and makes light of (the very real) seasonal depression / seasonal affective disorder

timothée chalamet sounds like the name of a very wealthy mouse

Some cheeky bugger from Tottenham has apparently accessed my Twitter account. I don't even access it anymore. Byeeeeeee

retrain for cyber

@jenhuntermakeup Cyber is surely only short for "cybersex" and hasn't been said since MSN chat fell out of favour..

@RicRad84 I’ve been saying this! Literally know no one in tech call it this??

Is "cyber" a real industry tho, or...

@prize_pig Didn't The Quims play with a band called The Kiss Off in the early 2000s?

How it started How it's going

Give this a listen if you like Talking Heads (or Death Masks). Then listen on Spotify open.spotify.com/album/2kKMZA6y… and add to all your playlists 💪🐖

@johnreppion I got basically the same! "Sorry you can't work in Entertainment anymore, have you tried retraining as..." *checks app* "...an entertainer?"

@Andy0wen Canonically that's how Darth Maul would dance

Don’t be afraid of Covid? Sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee-it!

“Do not grieve! Feeling really good! Don’t be afraid of Decepticons. Don’t let them dominate your life. I feel better than I did 20 years ago!”

@rachael_ That's someone who definitely doesn't need caffinating! Jeez

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Bonus comic! I made this one a while ago (hence the lack of masks!) about a very not-chilled-out customer at the cafe I work in. (1/2)

This testing catastrophe is the most shambolic thing to happen to a Microsoft programme since Kelly Rowland sent Nelly a text on Excel in the Dilemna video and got mad that he didn't reply.

@jenhuntermakeup Anyone not at Taylor must be at Victoria Park as it's also heeeeaving there

Really wish someone would’ve told me the entire population of St Helens would be in Taylor Park today. It’s almost like it’s sunny or something.

@sharpbyname8 Congrats on meeting a nice woman anyway!

@sharpbyname8 Joined in the last few months... Name has a load of numbers after it.... "John" is definitely a bot