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@Prestonphonebox @LancashireCC He's doing a great job of funneling our money Into nigeskis pockets.

This is the man at @LancashireCC responsible for every single pothole in Preston! Cllr Warren Goldsworthy... I am actively encouraging you to visit , ring or email him to tell him what you think of the shite job he is doing!

@cromwellsdawg @22Rorschach22 @ZiaYusufUK 😂

@22Rorschach22 @ZiaYusufUK Do what I did, let them have the £20 and join Restore. It’s what’s needed

Nobody else in British politics can pull off this level of aura 🇬🇧

@fedellahsHearse @Socket1Sophie I thought the very same.

@Socket1Sophie Looks like the one with no testes from game of thrones.

Why do they all have a certain ‘look’?

@BMothabela @Whyiize1 @FabrizioRomano

@Whyiize1 @FabrizioRomano They didn't play dirty. The charges have no basis. The FA didn't want a City dominance anymore and decided to go on this witch hunt. If this was real then City would have been relegated long time ago

🚨🏆 Pep Guardiola: "19 titles in 10 years at Manchester City, in the modern era, in England, in Europe… …I think it's a hats off to the whole organisation”.

@gotrice2024 Students driving Audi's?

This woman and her daughter come and knock on the door of this college house where the students get a parking spot in the driveway and the other two roommates park in the street. The woman is an asthmatic and claims that she always parks in a certain spot and that everyone else is aware and respects it. She tells them to move the car and not to park there anymore. The student refutes it and says it’s public street parking and she has no right to claim it. Why is this woman arguing with them when she can call the city and ask to designate a handicap spot for her, is she being out of line?

@RedpTmoney @yasmuk @NeilMellor33 2018?😂😂😂

@yasmuk @NeilMellor33 It’s not an excuse, it’s factual that we get no decisions. I show you a bad team, give them no decisions whatsoever ontop of them being bad, and the result is a team 4 or 5 times shitter then they would be anyway.

Hinshelwood caught Curtis Jones high with his follow through. No free kick or yellow card given. Some officials might have interpreted it differently and shown a red card 🤷‍♂️ 59th minute at 2-1. #ReviewShow #LFC

@realrikkidoolan @BallersinGod I just spoke to Jesus and told me that he thinks you're a cunt. He also asked if you own a mirror, because nobody's getting into heaven dressed like a temu dictator. He said a few other things too but I was kinda busy and wasn't really paying attention, but Def said yer a cunt

Man City’s Christian players gave Jesus Christ all the glory after their cup final win. Wonder if the FA will investigate them.. Graphic: @BallersinGod

@condo92 @xwingclass @dave43law 😂

@xwingclass @dave43law

Not forgetting - he is reported to be in hospital with injuries and missing limbs and in a coma - possibly in Russia - has not been 'heard' since war started

@Liam_Holman99 Lisa definitely didn't put that sticker there. Nope, not at all.

If someone put a Vote Labour sticker on one of these benches, you'd be the first to cry outrage.

@JamesMarshcz3o @Liam_Holman99

@Zak34552323 @dave43law @mishtal The french sold exocets to Argentina, the Israelis supplied them.with planes. Fuck off Zak.

@dave43law @mishtal The U.K. have allowed the USA to use their bases. Will you tweet the same if ambulances belonging to the NHS are are set on fire. Iran have targeted a U.K./USA base, Labour tried to hid this. Any thoughts Dave.

Jewish charity ambulances are being torched in the UK. This didn’t happen in a vacuum. It follows years of media distortion, NGO campaigning, and political rhetoric - that has spread lies, demonised Israel and normalised hostility towards Jews. So spare us the shock.

@GBNews23653867 @GBNEWS Christ, that's the first time I've seen him since he had that show in the 90s.

🚨Jeff Banks is a military expert now, only on @GBNews 🤣🤣🤣

@Parodyjeffx Who gives a fuck? We can only hope it's painful.

Trump is quite definitely in deteriorating health. What the hell is happening to him?

@vice_gustavo @lanechanged @DrNeilStone They're free to choose not wearing a seatbelt. And I'm free to not give a shit when they hurtle through their windscreen...

@lanechanged @DrNeilStone And both, vaccines and seatbelts continue to be opposed by “freedom of choice” dummies.

Name a human invention that has saved more lives than vaccines

@DrNeilStone Seatbelt. I'm in no way antivax but I reckon the seatbelt is up there. What do I win?

@SiWheeler78 @JonathanPieNews They're still out there, but they're dwindling....

@RicardoSeb101 @JonathanPieNews My wife’s Cadbury Creme egg addiction would suggest that there is still a place in the British heart for Cadbury. Only a few moments ago, she suggested that I search for a cheaper box of 48…….you might be right, she’s cutting down this year…….

Here are some Easter eggs from the 1980's with no mention of Easter on the packaging. My personal favourite was the Lion Bar one. Can we all move on from this now please?

@willypomfret @JonathanPieNews

@JonathanPieNews Yeah they were in the EASTER EGG section which seems to longer exist being replaced by an unmarked generic row of shelves

@SiWheeler78 @JonathanPieNews Used to love Easter egg chocolate, especially the buttons ones. Every now and then you'd get a really thick egg. But now the Americans have turned the chocolate to utter shit. Just like they do with everything else.

@JonathanPieNews Nope - not moving on until we remember the 1980s Yorkie Easter Eggs with Truck/Tractor etc boxes. They didn’t mention Easter admittedly, but they were magnificent. Whilst on the subject, whatever happened to Eggs in a Mug (they didn’t mention Easter either) but you got a mug!

@JonathanPieNews A lion? A LION? have they forgotten what the Romans did to Christians? Daniel would be turning in his grave.....(If he was real).

@Intermediary__ @grok @LauraLoomer She's a dickhead.

@grok @LauraLoomer Why is @LauraLoomer claiming Muslims did this?

Muslims in London just lit a bunch of ambulances on fire that belong to a Jewish emergency service. This is how they are celebrating the end of Ramadan. The UK has been totally conquered by Muslims.