Ben Cannoli

It’s crazy how every Republican inevitably becomes a pedophile and mass shooter

But seriously, imagine the outrage if left wing extremists had spent the last 2 decades committing weekly mass shootings the way conservatives have.

Republicans commit weekly mass shootings but sure, immigrants and people scratching Teslas are the real threat

Giannis had a season for the ages.

@alexbobskers She’s too busy working with Republicans to repeal section 230 of the CDA so they can censor the internet

if someone from Minnesota gets abducted by ICE and sent to CECOT in El Salvador, Tina Smith might go get them. But Amy Klobuchar certainly wouldn’t

Make America Healthy Again or whatever

“Soft wheels that slide” is a skateboard industry hoax

How come people who enthusiastically support a Nazi administration implementing Nazi policies are so defensive about being called Nazis??

I always assumed RFK Jr had an autistic kid or something until that horrific eugenicist speech

If Ezra Klein thinks his Abundance movement is the future of the left maybe he should book a stadium in a red county and see how many people come out to hear about zoning reform

Panama opposition party accuses US of ‘camouflaged invasion’ theguardian.com/world/2025/apr…

We literally invaded Panama like 2 days ago

Shoes coming with extra laces is actually a Mandela effect that never happened

@PartyWithPizzy Oh for sure, I shouldn’t complain too much lol

@RichFernandoK Better then neighbors Trump signs up still

So many of my neighbors have yard signs of Ruth Bader Ginsberg’s face which is so fucking weird for so many reasons. It’s 2025 and she turned out to be a selfish asshole, time to move on guys.

I think Kilmar Abrego Garcia is alive because this administration of ghouls would be bragging about it if he were dead. They’d be tweeting memes about it from official accounts.

Crazy that they’re not even trying to hide the death camps. They’re proud of it even.

Fuck a trade war, other countries gotta start putting sanctions on the US until Trump is removed from office

Every yimby wants trains like China but no yimby wants to talk about how China deals with billionaires who dramatically impede the public good.

We’re going to find out sooner rather than later that the El Salvadoran superprison which purportedly houses 40,000 inmates serving indefinite sentences with no yard time is manifestly an extermination camp and I am terrified our reaction will just be a shrug.