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@jackmallers You act, talk, and walk like a dumb little boy.

Remember, no matter how hard our money, its value is solely for its prospective exchange utility. Nobody wants pieces of paper or bitcoin, we want what those things can get us. Money is a means to an end. Fix the money, fix the world, but don’t forget to find your end.

Just got off a call with a Canadian 🇨🇦 ecom founder running rev through a US LLC, doing $12M/yr, on track to hit $15-20M, and the business is genuinely crushing it right now, $1M/month, stable, scaling. But the backend? Completely fell apart trying to keep up. He survived brutal cash flow crunches and payment holds across multiple stores earlier this year. Now that the dust settled, he looked under the hood and found something wild: a $12M/year operation running almost entirely on debit card and no accounting lol. He already got a US Biz Amex setup but is hard-capped at $10k despite sitting on much much more in his biz bank accounts. Zero US credit history. No P&L statements. No internal accounting. And his Canadian Wise account was triggering Amex rejections on the US side. Worth noting too that Canada was quietly taking a massive bite out of every dollar he made. Here's the full plan we built together. The first unlock is immediate. Before he gets on a plane, we're applying for a Capital One card remotely to plant the first seed of a US credit profile. Low friction, fast approval, and it starts the clock on his credit history so future applications land on warmer ground. Then in May, he's flying to Miami for a targeted bank run, walking into every major high-street branch to open business checking accounts and apply for starter credit cards in person. No more fighting automated KYC systems from abroad. Face-to-face relationships with real bankers change everything at this level. The Chase Sapphire Reserve is the crown jewel of this trip. He has no US credit score, so normal underwriting would be a dead end. The move: park $100k into a Chase business account and let it season for 60-90 days. That deposit signals financial seriousness to the branch team, dramatically shortens the approval path, and can get him into the Sapphire Reserve without the usual 6-12 month wait. Once approved he's looking at unlimited 3x points on every dollar of ad spend, and lounge access at 1,500+ airports globally. The fintech credit unlock is where things get really interesting. Right now he's locked out of high fintech credit lines not because his business is weak, but because he has zero accounting documentation. Parker approves based on business health metrics, monthly revenue, bank balances, Shopify performance, ad data, and cash flow, not personal US credit. A business doing $1M/month can qualify for up to 50% of monthly revenue as a credit line. That's a minimum $300k-$500k in monthly fintech credit just sitting there, unclaimed. The fix is simple: work with our Phantom Tax Advisor immediately to complete Q1 accounting and generate clean P&L statements. The moment that documentation exists, the Parker or Flex Pay application becomes a formality. No PG required. 30/60/90 day repayment windows. Zero interest if paid on time. This isn't a someday upgrade, it's a 2-week process once the books are clean. 🔥 Week 1: Apply Capital One remotely + engage Jurus for Q1 accounting cleanup 🔥 Week 2-3: P&L generated → Parker/Flex Pay application → $300k+ monthly credit unlocked ✅ May trip: Miami bank run, open accounts at every major branch, apply for starter cards in person 🔐 60-90 days after $100k Chase deposit: Chase Sapphire Reserve application with banker support Then there's the tax piece, which honestly might be the biggest win of all. He's been building real wealth while Canada quietly taxes it at some of the highest personal rates in the developed world. We're implementing what I call the Three Phantom Pillars. Step one is establishing paper tax residency in Paraguay. Foreign income drops to 0% personal tax. Clean, legal, done. He just needs to make sure to properly leave the CA tax system as well which we will help him with. Step two is using the US LLC to flow profits cleanly, keeping the banking infrastructure and payment processing locked in the world's most credible jurisdiction. Step three is a Panama Foundation layer for asset accumulation and privacy. Own nothing, control everything. The full picture is a guy going from $10,500 in monthly card capacity and massive Canadian tax exposure, to $300k+ in monthly credit, a premium Chase/Amex travel card stack, and a legally structured 0% tax rate across his entire operation. From debit cards to an unfuckwitable wealth ecosystem. The backend finally catches up to the biz. Classic Phantom W. If ur running serious volume and your financial infrastructure looks nothing like your revenue, that gap is costing you far more than you think. Let's fix it.

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EVERY American owns and deserves blame for this global disaster. EVERY. ONE.

Buy TAO.

Why you can buy a $250k asset for $73k this week.

@JohnCarreyrou How the NYT let this article get printed? You are simply..wrong.

The mystery of Satoshi Nakamoto, the pseudonymous inventor of Bitcoin, has remained unsolved for 17 years. Not anymore. Read my 18-month investigation to find out who Satoshi really is. nytimes.com/2026/04/08/bus…

@nytimes Nope. Its Jack.

Bitcoin’s founder, Satoshi Nakamoto, has remained hidden for 17 years. A trail of clues — and a year of digging by our reporter, John Carreyrou — led us to a 55-year-old computer scientist in El Salvador named Adam Back. nyti.ms/4bXWC3V

Yup.

@natbrunell Says who? AI and Software job ads have increased 10% last 6 months. #fact

So many AI-related layoffs coming. How are you protecting your job security?

@tradertvshawn XXI ?

GM Traders!! Hope all is well, its a snow day here in Toronto, but the markets heating up with #fed on deck. What are you looking to trade ahead of the release? me.... $PLTR post below 👇👇👇👇

Filecoin stores what history can’t lose

@tradertvshawn $BTC for $BLUEJAYS WS G1 Tickets.

Good Morning all!! 🫡🌅🌄 What are you looking to trade today?

As bad as Bitcoin looks, Ethereum looks even worse. While Bitcoin is only down about 10% from its record high priced in U.S. dollars, Ether is down 21%. It’s now trading near $3,900. If it breaks support around $3,350, a quick move down to $1,500 is a real risk. Get out now!

@MartyBent @JoeNakamoto No. It won't grow companies bitcoin balance sheets because nobody is going to use their BTC on fresh baked bread. That's what USDC is for.

This is such an incredible unlock for small businesses and bitcoin. The number of companies with bitcoin on their balances sheets is about to inflect dramatically.

It's International Coffee Day. A moment to put our caffeine-based differences aside and unite against our common enemy: soup.

Circle IPO did a 5x on launch. XPL is the biggest token of the year. Cloudflare CEO announced their stablecoin this week. USDH went live this past week. ZeroHash just raised $104M to build a stablecoin. USAT announced by Tether this month. Stripe is rumored to be launching a stablecoin early next year. Ethena’s USDe crossed $14B+ in outstanding supply. MegaETH announced their USDm stablecoin. Frax is gearing up to launch FraxNet. Tether is raising at $500B valuation. Korean Won stablecoin is coming via Avalanche. GENIUS act passed over summer and US Treasury Secretary Bessent is aiming for $3T total stablecoin supply by 2028. The demand for stablecoin exposure is practically infinite at this point in time. All big banks are thinking deeply about their digital asset strategy. Couldn’t be more obvious. Welcome to the Stablecoin Supercycle.

This is not financial advice. Some people are asking me about taking profits on $IREN during this run up. Personally I see: 1. The move from $5->$15 was IREN becoming book value. 2. The move from $15->$35 was the re-rating from BTC Miner to Neocloud. 3. The current move we are in is IREN changing from a retail stock to a institution drive stock. Bernstein is no longer assigning kid analyst on IREN with $25 price targets. $75 is a serious target. 4. The fourth move will the flywheel of higher earnings driving institutions to drive up the stock price. If a elephant like ORCL can go from $120 -> $300 on compounding earnings, IREN can too. As long as AI capex holds, there will be a massive tailwindo for the industry. I combine my software/hardware driven fundamental research (thesis quoted below) with that of the broader $IREN community to have personal conviction to hold to my own holdings to $150-$250, barring macro. I will have to wait for more events to play out to substantiate any statements beyond that price range.

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