Sarah Rice

Dear Whisky Santa, I’ve been REALLY good this year, and so for Christmas I would love a bottle of Scapa 34 Year Old 1988. I would even share some of it with my boyfriend because he’s been quite good too #WhiskySanta @MasterOfMalt

@DarrylWebster @ManCity @PhilipMcginley @OperaBobs @howard_burr @NoisyPod @Vic_Bird I appreciate being tagged in this post on a semi-regular basis

Finally got to watch a @ManCity match w/ this gentleman. Here we're debating which of us is the true Wigan jinx. damn u @Ricicles @WillNelson1981 @philipmcginley and #Wigan! #mcfc #oldkid #oldkidmusic @maisonneuvemusic @NieldyMCFC @operabobs @howard_burr @NoisyPod @Vic_Bird

At @sainsburys in Gosforth yesterday. Member of staff proclaiming they wouldn't buy the chocolate, bc they'd seen rats inside the box that morning. Deliberately ensuring customers could hear, & whilst I appreciate the PSA, I'd rather management just removed it from the shelves...

@vickipepperdine I love this so much ❣ Was wondering what to do after watching Camping more times than is socially acceptable. I’d love to listen to/watch the J&J outtakes!

@livingstonef Oh Christ, it’s worse than I imagined

At the ‘Can the Conservatives win over the under 40s?’ fringe where pollster Joe Twymam explains the policies that might actually switch young voters to the Tories: 1. 50% reduction in house prices. 2. Scrap tuition fees 3. Stop Brexit. #cpc2018

A man on a BBC2 daytime home -improvement show just described his shed as his ‘glory hole’.

“It hurt when I was 13 and it hurts now I’m 31” 💔

@Lesbob Can you buy £££ worth of alcohol on card and trade it for a T shirt? I’m amused at how they’re putting every tub of ice cream purchased into paper bags for no apparent reason 🌏 ☠️

Whitley Bay Playhouse. Woman with bag the size of Italy walks in. I’m told I can’t take my bag the size of a book in “because it’s a rucksack’. I ask if they can hold it for me. No. Then I decide to splash out on a TShirt. They only take cash. I’m back to the vodka goddammit.

@Westwayvets Thank you for looking after Mitchell this week after a nasty fight with another cat meant he needed stitches. Your standard of care was amazing at both the West Road and Whitley Bay branches. Mitch is now cone-free and much happier #Mitchellisfine

Watching #HumanRemains before bed last night seemed like a great idea until I woke up this morning with some outrageous quotes stuck in my head. Spending today trying not to offend anyone courtesy of @RobBrydon

@My_Metro How long is the wait for a train at Whitley Bay towards South Shields?

@IKEAUK I’ve lost the screws for my LEIRVIK bed frame and need some urgently. What’s the best thing for me to do?

Wedding Weekend 👰🏻 🎩 💍

#italianjob #weddingoftheyear #love

Bon Iver's music is one of the true loves of my life. Every. Single. Time

We are deeply shocked and mourning the loss of a wonderful young woman, Ellen Higginbottom

I'm tired of Tories praising firefighters, police, NHS medics, council staff and other emergency workers then cutting their pay and jobs