Fire Jed Hoyer

@yoxics 10k calories. Yeah, ok. Right.

IShowSpeed reveals he eats on average 5,000-10,000 calories a day during his livestream tours and stays SHREDDED since he burns it all off during the day by walking and doing numerous activities in the sun 😳

@HotTakeHockey Fuck no lol

BOS receives: Frank Nazar Oliver Moore Sam Rinzel Drew Commesso 2026 1st Round Pick (CHI) CHI receives: David Pastrnak Michael Dipietro

@itstoshio @M_J_C13 @zerodarksports @MikeBartner Absolutely. But even Misa will tell you this season was not what he expected or wanted.

@RickettsSTHmemo @M_J_C13 @zerodarksports @MikeBartner From a Sharks perspective he looked fine, especially given that he was dealing with injury and mostly playing 3rd line minutes. It's far too early to judge Frondell/Misa with any certainty but both players have impressed so far. Next full season will be big for both

Two weeks ago I decided to do a WAYYYYY too early 2025 NHL Re-Draft and here were my final results. A clear number 1, 2-4 is very close, 5-7 is close and then you could have like 8 guys 8-10.

@Kneckt @M_J_C13 @zerodarksports @MikeBartner Misa looked rough on Team Canada.

@RickettsSTHmemo @M_J_C13 @zerodarksports @MikeBartner Uhhh he barely had under 15 mins a night and was injured for a good chuck of his season and still looked pretty good

@bhawk_mom He's always hurt.

Roope Hintz as a Blackhawk? I don’t hate it…

@ChicagoSufferer I agree.

I think Alex Vlasic has started to plateau in terms of his development, this past season was likely evidence for it. I know a lot of hawks fans don’t give him enough credit. He got the hardest matchups every game and did just fine. He will be an important 2nd pair guy for us.

@M_J_C13 @zerodarksports @MikeBartner Are we going to pretend Misa had a good "year"?

@zerodarksports @MikeBartner Frondell's 9 points in 12 games with a 35% xGF does nothing to prove he's better than Misa. You would think Hawks fans would stop jumping to conclusions from small sample sizes after they though Rinzel would be a 20 min-a-night 1D after 9 games last year.

@FanDuel You're not getting mcdavid for eklund as your leading player in that trade. Youd be giving up will Smith + eklund + draft capital.

Connor McDavid might NEVER win a Cup in Edmonton. As crazy as it sounds ... should the Oilers consider trading him to the Sharks if things go south next year? 😳 #TheFutureIsTeal | #LetsGoOilers

@FridgeHN1C Infinite upgrade.

Rumours that the Nashville Preds are going this direction next season… what do you think?

@yonann Coding won't be a job for 95% of the coders out there in five years.

Dave Ramsey says a $600 pressure washing job can be the first step to making 150K a year "You don’t want to be 63 years old still pressure washing. But to get through this week, you can do a lot of pressure washing" "Use the pressure washing money to pay $10,000 for code school, then go make 150K a year coding, every move should be a step toward where you want to be in 10 years"

@JesseRogersESPN Fire the staff

As mentioned on ESPN 1000 a few minutes ago, Cubs pitcher Justin Steele has had a setback, per sources. He's shutdown for the time being. Steele was recovering from elbow surgery and is eligble to come off the IL around Memorial Day. That could be in jeopardy.

@OviClapBomb (this is why I like you).

@RickettsSTHmemo That’s fair

I don’t want Brady Tkachuk on my team.

@Matapumo I want him on the Hawks.

I never wanna see anyone ever say they want him on the hawks.

Doctors 0.5 seconds after hearing a 5-year-old can't sit still for 8 straight hours

@flyte_mueller @HustleBitch_ Man, shut up.

@HustleBitch_ Why in the world are you still asleep at 7am..I retired 5 years ago and still get u between 4 and 5 every morning…you lazy pieces of crap need to get your ass up right now mister…..what is your problem..you have a earache? an earache my eye….

🚨 THIS IS WHAT LANDSCAPERS REALLY DO AT 7AM — RIGHT WHEN THE NEIGHBORHOOD IS DEAD SILENT The whole block is dead quiet. Not a single sound. Then… that first pull. And the engine rips straight through the silence. • 7:00AM on the dot • Everyone still asleep • Windows shut… doesn’t matter • That echo hits every house You can literally feel the peace disappear in seconds. Some say it’s just a job getting done. Others say it’s the most hated sound in any neighborhood. Is this normal morning work... or the rudest wake-up call there is?

@BCB_Sara @BleacherJeff I'm not, but why does he freak out when someone does? It isn't "his seat." Also the Japan Go Fund Me stuff was a little gross.

@RickettsSTHmemo @BleacherJeff There are approximately 40,000 other seats at the Friendly Confines and 15,000 in the bleachers. Why are you taking the seat he gets to the park 4 hours in advance every day to sit in?

Last April I brought my oldest friend & her daughter to Wrigley for the first time. We sat in the left field well & @BleacherJeff got Ian Happ to throw the kid a baseball. She recently told her mom she likes her mom's favorite team (Yankees) but her favorite team is the Cubs 1/

@worldhockeyrpt Because he isn't good. That's probably why.

I have absolutely no idea why the Blackhawks just threw Colton Dach into the Dickinson trade

@Messinadress1 So wrong it's hilarious.