Ricky Burpflaps

The C.A.B.B.A.G.E. Bot is just ONE way that Gob-Mart® continues to innovative solutions to better serve the @goblintown community. Stop by TODAY and say hello, friend!🥬🤖 A very special THANK YOU to @munqthegoblin for his time and talent! The Gob-Mart® team was star struck!

Oh so you "love" @goblintown ? Then name every goblin. I'll wait.

@TheGobfathereth Now THAT is one dignified looking individual!

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@1MrPapi @goblintown Friend, it means "The Lowest Prices....At Any Cost!"™

@goblintown T H Y[E] D A Y H A S C O M E G O B L I N T O W N .. thats what I got. But I feel like I'm missing something. Maybe the note at the end of buying 1 getting 25 free means something?

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@goblintown Pardon me @g_weakli , but I am expecting a FULL refund on air-time purchased for this ad! It is UNCONSCIONABLE that you can't maintain the integrity of your broadcast. Anyway, I would like to reminder my twitter friends to continue supporting your local small big businesses!

@jonmacapodi @goblintown @biginc @peepeegoblins @secretsociety Unrelated: Friend, do please shop at your local small big businesses.

Happy Meme-orial day @goblintown @biginc @peepeegoblins @secretsociety . Right clicky save and go wild. Feel free to drop your own formats at the bottom. 🫡💚 1/8 🧵👇

@jonmacapodi @goblintown @biginc Friend, I believe we can ALL relate to this one in particular:

🚨PEEPEE GOBLIN GIVEAWAY🐸🚨 Submit your 100% ORIGINAL @goblintown or @biginc or Peepee Goblins meme below for a chance to win the beautiful Peepee Gob in the poster. 👇 RULES: 1. MUST be funny or get BLOCKED. Tastefully unhinged preferred. 2. MUST be original content or get BLOCKED and go to JAIL. 3. MUST Retweet🔄 this post or get BLOCKED. 4. MUST submit by Sunday, May 28th 6pm EST or get BLOCKED. Winner announced whenever I feel like it (probably sunday night).

Just a friendly reminder to all my friends in @goblintown to please support your local small big businesses! We may not be the biggest or flashiest in town, but on behalf of the entire Gob-Mart® family I will guarantee you this: "The Lowest Prices... At Any Cost!"™

Why HELLO @biginc ! On behalf of the Gob-Mart® family, welcome to @goblintown ! Would you be able to connect me with your product management and distribution department? We would be simply ELATED to offer the fine products under the BiG iNC® label on our store shelves!

@icecreamsandwtf @goblintown ://ｐｒｏｃｅｓｓｉｎｇ

@RickyBurpflaps @goblintown my goblin is telling me to fuck off what do i do? 🖕🏽

C.A.B.B.A.G.E. BOT i need HALLPPP

@DBostonteaparty Sir, while I APPRECIATE this light hearted thread, I find posting this video of me rather INSENSITIVE if not utterly DISTASTEFUL. Good day to you.

@allsee Why of course @allsee ! But let me ask C.A.B.B.A.G.E. Bot first if he's interested and available. Okay he says "ᴾᴿᴼᶜᴱˢˢᴵᴺᴳ." I'll get back to you when he finishes!

omg @RickyBurpflaps can I rent C.A.B.B.A.G.E. BOT for my birthday?!

@ziorg_ Oh my! It looks like this gobby's snacking on a bowl of Checks Mix®, a delicious snack available now at Gob-Mart®!

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A great show....available at a great price!

To ALL my friends in @goblintown who came down to Gob-Mart last night to meet my dear friend @munqthegoblin , THANK YOU! I will look at this photo fondly every day on my lunch break! We may need to tweak C.A.B.B.A.G.E. Bot's "selfie" function... he left some gobs out of frame!

@AgingDeath @IrishSpring Hey friend, just to let you know, we carry Gobbish Geyser® 13-in-1 multipurpose gel for the EXTRA busy gob. Compare to competitor brands and the difference is clear: 8 more things in 1! Stop by at Gob-Mart® today.

5 in 1 😮 This exists?!?! 🧐😂