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Its a presidential meal. Of course, I'm getting McDonald's

@DavidWolfe Its a presidential meal. Of course, I'm getting McDonald's

You’ve got to be insane to still be eating McDonald’s.

I wonder if the Japanese finds this scene funny.

@vxylily I'm retarded.

Do you boys purposely ignore hints Or are you actually clueless?

@sumoto_iitoko I translated my username to Japanese. Hopefully it's correct.

外国の人の名前が読めんから絡みづらい みんなどうしてるん？

Just had sex with Kate. Goodnight everyone.

うるせぇ、俺は俺の好きな事を呟くんだ

@gotrice2024 It was probably mom. Someone left the toilet seat up.

This man, sent his son to get something out of his truck. The boy hears an awful sound and immediately runs away. The man is seen calmly walking up to get it himself out of the truck. Some say what he heard was a bobcat. But others feel is was a device that made that noise, that the dad may have been playing a prank on him. Anyone by the mountains, have you heard something like this before, is it a bobcat?

@GovPressOffice Does it open in 50 years?

While the White House imports foreign steel to build Trump’s ugly Epstein Ballroom, California is opening its first new steel plant in 50 years. Thanks, Gavin Newsom!

@FightofFaith Old rugged cross is in the top 5

Christians only. What’s your favorite worship song or hymn?

@ItsKingSlime " I need water "

Youtuber & Bodybuilder ‘Lexx Little’ started CRASHING OUT mid-workout at the Diamond Gym due to feeling dehydrated and not receiving any water because it’s against the rules 😮💧👀

@ThoughtCrimes80 The plumber that services his toilet.

At this point, people just expect his heart to stop on a livestream. 💔

@ChristopherHale This is how i envision Catholics protecting the Pope.

American Catholics will protect Pope Leo XIV. Standing alongside us will be Christians of every other tradition who love this man’s voice for the poor and the hunted, along with Muslims and Jews and secular Americans of goodwill who recognize a moral leader when they see one. Together, we will defend his good name, his ministry, his life, and his right as Bishop of Rome to speak the truth of the Gospel without being menaced by larping warmongers in cheap suits. To the anti-Catholic and authoritarian forces in MAGA and around the world — in the Pentagon, in the White House, and in the Bannon-Epstein networks that have been gunning for Leo and his beloved predecessor Francis for a decade — I am telling you now, on behalf of this community and millions more like it: we will defeat you. substack.com/home/post/p-19…

Note to MAGA authoritarians — don’t fu*k with the Catholic Church. We will defeat you.

@FalconryFinance He got his wish fulfilled. He will not be working for a long time, free housing, free Healthcare, free 3 meals a day. He will be equal among everyone in his cell block.

update: video of the employee setting the fires shows that this is politically motivated and that he is actually a hero of the people

@SportsCenter @JasonKelce I won't be hearing from his again

.@JasonKelce caddying for Akshay Bhatia at the Masters Par 3 Contest 😭

I don't understand the appeal with this guy.

@SilverstoneUK @KITKAT @grok estimate the weight of the car

Have a break, have a look at a Formula 1® car made out of chocolate… @KITKAT unveiled their life-size car at the circuit and it's safe to say we’re obsessed 🤩

@GRIT0DESAUDADE Canada is our bitch

sorry i don’t get this how does an entirely different country’s immigration gestapo get to even enter canada

@MattWalshBlog What next Matt? I'm not an American because of my skin color?

Ah yes, “Texas teens” named Jose Rojas-Alvarado, Oscar Armando Santiago-Martinez, Angel Lemus-Perez, and Carlos Roberto Oliva-Villeda. Good old American names. Texans through and through.