Ricky Spanish

Tomkins is such a terrible pundit

@Official_BHTFC Can't quite understand the thinking here. Jay Lovett was a massive part of the recent success. I remember he was brought back in after some shambolic performances a couple seasons ago

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@fesshole This used to be "confessions". It's now "politely move away from the boring bloke in the pub's drivel"

Had our drive done. The guy who did it left an ad board at the front to show it off. After 9 months I moved it. Three months later, the guy's just been round asking if his team had picked it up. "Well it's not here" I said. And it's not. I took it went to the tip two weeks ago.

Just watched the new Louis Theroux documentary... This guy is a real life MC Grindah, be genius if it was actually satire 🤡

TEN games without a win, losing our captain and our manager wanting out, today just summed the club up at the minute. NO SUBS when you’re 2-1 down, persisting with the three at the back formation that just doesn’t work at the moment. Individual errors are where we lost today. Lerma diving in, Wharton playing the free kick at the end quickly with no options. We looked lightweight, we once again folded under the atmosphere of an away ground, and we once again lost any points from a winning position. Wharton and Hughes far too lightweight in midfield for me, easily bullied by Sunderland’s counterparts. Once again we looked clueless going forward, no real method to the play, just hope for something magic, which doesn’t come. Danny Imray made the bench for the first time, why have we stunted his development? Recalling him from a loan just to sit on the bench? Does Glasner WANT to be sacked? Why is he not changing anything at all? His methods aren’t working anymore, where’s the tactical adaptability, where’s the response to the game state? Excitement of a season to push on has been dampened as quickly as possible. Very disappointing performance but completely predictable result. We need change. #cpfc

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Ben Whittaker = Wanker

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Josh Padley had no camp and was working as an electrician five days ago. Today he went nine rounds against one of the best fighters in the world in Shakur Stevenson. Josh Padley earned the respect of boxing fans today. #BeterbievBivol2

@ShakurStevenson fears @Joshpad

Full credit to Otto Wallin, didn't throw a meaningful punch, made Chisora look a million dollars, threw himself around the ring for a knock down and fully earned his pay day for the testimonial

I have arrived home drunk and my dinner is spaghetti bolonese... I'm drunk and therefore not particularly hungry.... This might be the first time in my entire life I have cooked precisely enough pasta

@unfinishedaaron You have cunts for ears

@cmatbaby @BBCLater Following the Boomtown Rats and stole the show

CMAT greatest performance on Jools Holland since 2010 Adele. Absolute superstar. Unreal vocals @cmatbaby @BBCLater

Only spurs could spurs this up this spursy

@fesshole And how was the prostitute?

I recently stayed a night in a fairly cheap hotel 15 minutes' drive from my place, because I have no friends or social life and wanted to spend some time somewhere different to my own house.

What’s your favorite Krusty moment?