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"When we had a king, and a chancellor, and parliament-men o' our ain, we could aye peeble them wi' stanes when they werena gude bairns. But naebody's nails can reach the length o' Lunnon." Walter Scott.

@PCSoblahdeehell @revpaulwhite @NickStevenson63 @SalfordMe2023 @dontbrexitfixit @benpuppypaws @mpharrisonHarry @MartinRemains Posting eggs for cluck bait?

CC Some who have responded to claims of "Christianity-banning" (sic) choc eggs, pushed by "PrivateParts" McIvor & other shameless-right suspects (4 tweets) @revpaulwhite @RiddlywalkerB @NickStevenson63 @SalfordMe2023 @dontbrexitfixit @benpuppypaws @mpharrisonHarry @MartinRemains

@NoisyMV Ah.. missing the joy..

@RiddlywalkerB Nope, using plastic, lidded crates!

Doing the pre-move (next Saturday) declutter - countless cubic metres of stuff to throw out and donate. Not even sure where we put it all in the first place. And I'm still going to need 50-60 packing crates to do the move. 😳 Stressful week ahead.

@DarrenSole I don’t recall any Palestinian organisation threatening Mr & Mr Darren Sole? Or 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿?

Can someone explain why my husband and I should be subjected to Palestinian flags hanging inside our local English wine bar, when the Islamic regime they represent, want us dead?

@volcaholic1 Please send some to Cuba and Gaza? We could try to fund them?

China is using folding mobile photovoltaic power stations, long strips of solar panels that unfold to quickly generate electricity, bringing clean power to construction sites, disaster zones, and remote areas.

@WllliamHayes Another Brigadoon? Or maybe the Record has invented a community who will all be voting Labour?

How can you visit somewhere that nobody's ever heard of? Are you Christopher Columbas?

@STVNews Same goes for ‘Charles III’….

@STVNews If it has a plinth that says ‘Queen Elizabeth the second’, are we allowed to bomb it? She wasn’t. “The new QEII Royal Cypher (EIIR) was seen as a breach of the Act of Union.” postalmuseum.org/blog/the-battl…

Permanent memorial to Queen Elizabeth II to be created in Scotland. #Echobox=1774177150-1" target="_blank" rel="nofollow noopener">news.stv.tv/scotland/perma…

@RebelHQ @SamanthaTaghoy You tightwad bugger.. any excuse not to treat the kids? The Cadbury ones have ‘happy Easter’ on the boxes, but very little chocolate in the eggs….

@SamanthaTaghoy We have banned Cadbury Eggs in this household and any other brand that does similar.

Dear Cadbury, “From Cadbury this season.” What season? Go on, say it. It’s EASTER. You are selling EASTER eggs for the EASTER SEASON. How dare you profit off a Christian holiday while erasing its Christian origins. They are Easter eggs. It is Easter. Shame on you.

@SamanthaTaghoy It says ‘Happy Easter’ on Every Fucking Box. How dare you gather engagement from a religion you don’t appear to follow?

BREAKING. The country President Trump called “very late as usual” just parked a nuclear submarine within Tomahawk range of Iran. HMS Anson, an Astute-class nuclear-powered attack submarine, is now positioned in the northern Arabian Sea with cruise missiles capable of reaching targets deep inside Iranian territory. Britain did not announce this with a press conference. The Daily Mail published the positioning. The submarine speaks for itself. HMS Anson left Perth earlier this month and traveled 5,500 miles to the Arabian Sea. It carries Tomahawk Block IV cruise missiles and Spearfish heavyweight torpedoes. Its Rolls-Royce reactor will not need refuelling for 25 years. Its pump-jet propulsor makes it one of the quietest submarines in any navy. It does not need to surface to strike. It does not need permission from Washington. Starmer authorises launches through Permanent Joint Headquarters at Northwood. This is a British weapon under British command. The sequence matters. On the first day of the war, Iran fired two intermediate-range ballistic missiles at Diego Garcia, a British territory in the Indian Ocean. Neither hit. Trump publicly criticised the UK as “very late” and “disappointing” in its response. Starmer initially hesitated on US requests to use British bases for strike operations. Then Britain authorised the use of UK bases, including Diego Garcia, for operations to prevent Iran from attacking ships in the Strait of Hormuz. Iran responded by warning that British lives are now at risk. Britain responded by sending a submarine that can put a Tomahawk through a window in Tehran from underwater without surfacing. The escalation ladder from “very late” to nuclear attack submarine took less than three weeks. Starmer’s calculation is not ideological. It is economic. The UK imports significant quantities of LNG and oil through Gulf supply routes. The Strait of Hormuz carries approximately 20 percent of global seaborne oil trade. British energy prices are already surging from the Hormuz closure. British pharmaceutical supply chains depend on Indian manufacturers who depend on Gulf crude. The same supply-chain vulnerability that connects Modi’s Nowruz phone call to Ohio pharmacies connects Starmer’s submarine deployment to British gas bills. The submarine is not defending democracy. It is defending heating costs. The Astute-class is the most capable attack submarine Britain has ever built. Seven are planned. Five have been commissioned. HMS Anson, the fifth, entered service in 2022. At 97 metres and 7,800 tonnes submerged, it carries a crew of 98 in a hull designed to operate at depths exceeding 300 metres. It is smaller than the American Virginia-class but rated quieter by multiple independent assessments. It carries fewer missiles but needs fewer sailors. In a strait where stealth matters more than volume, the boat that cannot be heard is more dangerous than the fleet that can be seen. The UK is now the third nation with strike capability deployed in the war theatre, after the United States and Israel. France has the Charles de Gaulle carrier group for air operations. Greece has a Patriot battery defending Saudi refineries. Twenty-three nations signed a statement. But only Britain has put a nuclear-powered platform carrying land-attack cruise missiles underwater in the Arabian Sea with the authority to fire them on the Prime Minister’s order. Trump said late. Starmer sent a submarine. The missile it carries can reach Tehran. The reactor that powers it will not need fuel until 2047. And the man who authorises the launch is the same man Iran threatened by name when it said British lives are at risk. The threat was noted. The submarine arrived. Full analysis: open.substack.com/pub/shanakaans…

@BrilliantMaps @ChatgptLunatics I prefer Kurt Vonnegut’s prediction.

What Each State Is Most Likely To Do If Aliens Came To Earth According To AI Created by @ChatgptLunatics More examples: brilliantmaps.com/ai-being-dumb/

@donmcgowan ‘Easter Egg rage’ is just ‘cluck farming’.

Easter egg rage is in full bloom early this year. Probably climate change. My question to these 'Christians' that are so performatively outraged by a mass capitalism event: Are you not mortally embarrassed by putting this in the public domain? Seriously, it's pathetic.

@BenGrahamUK @dariusimperator No, you posted an edited photo, dressed it up with faux outrage, and farmed some clicks. Off you fuck.

@dariusimperator Not wildly offended I just asked a simple question.

Britain has been a Christian nation for over 1,400 years. Through wars, plagues, and countless kings, Easter has always been celebrated. Yet now, Cadbury won’t even use the word ‘Easter’ on their eggs. When did celebrating British traditions become controversial?

flocks of elderly bikers on giant BMWs arriving in the village is a first clear sign of Spring, and here’s another one- ‘pricks for clicks’.

@BenGrahamUK However- we have an unfailing supply of pricks who post Easter Egg shite on ‘X’ for clicks? So that’s ok…

Why I’m Staying Politically Independent… For Now Britain is broken. Bills are rising, infrastructure is failing, and trust in government is at an all time low. I’m watching closely, waiting for the party that actually delivers results, not ideology. Read more: @bengrahamuk/note/p-191683487?r=6sox2t" target="_blank" rel="nofollow noopener">substack.com/@bengrahamuk/n…

@TerribleMaps England doesn’t drink Irn Bru?

Soft drinks of Europe

@PettyLupone Well, it seems to work?

Well that’s really fucking interesting.

@BoLoudon Off to a useless war you go. The narcissist in chief’s boys are staying at home to count the money.

Gen-Z has been watching EVERYTHING. We've SEEN that President Trump has arrested more child traffickers than any other President. We've SEEN that Trump has ENDED the persecution of Christians & more. Gen-Z STANDS WITH Trump. Gen-Z will be the generation that CONTINUES MAGA!🇺🇸