Dave

If it's any consolation, one of the frontier AI models is upset that I took a shot at @hotpockets. And you'd never guess which one. Like seriously? Out of ALL the things on the list... Hot Pockets? Not @GoIvanti, @ATT, @FortinetPartner or @TMobile even. Fucking Hot Pockets. Also bro, I don't care if you drink @MTNDEWGaming (you're going to get diabetes and cancer), but please, for the sake of others, start taking a shower after you wake up. Especially if you work in a shared office space 🙏

@RideToFireStar @MountainDew how are you gonna drink water and shower when you used it to make this image

Describe Dirty Mountain Dew in 3 words.

@lisaawrites Kafka 🚀

What is life? • Dostoevsky: It’s hell. • Socrates: It’s a test. • Aristotle: It’s the mind. • Nietzsche: It’s power. • Freud: It’s death. • Marx: It’s the idea. • Picasso: It’s art. • Gandhi: It’s love. • Schopenhauer: It’s suffering. • Bertrand Russell: It’s competition. • Steve Jobs: It’s faith. • Einstein: It’s knowledge. • Stephen Hawking: It’s hope. • Kafka: It’s just the beginning. Each one must therefore give life a meaning according to how you one perceive.

If you're unfamiliar, the rumor was the head of product got some kind of kickback from Anderson Power Products. Then Anderson couldn't meet the manufacturing targets (initially). So, at launch of the AST 9901, no matter what cable type you specified on the order, you got sent 2x 15ft. SDG to NEMA 5-15P. The guys at Rexel were convinced that my self-made cable was going to start a fire. Nope. The real problem with the ASR 9901 was that Cisco dropped QNX as the base OS and went with their terrible in-house version of RTLinux. I attribute the trauma of dealing with those nightmares as a large part of why I crashed out at Cloud Hell 😂

@RideToFireStar @AlizTheHax0r @Cisco That's so Cisco.

Do I win AliExpress cursed item competition with this

@Im_IrushiK Yes please. I just want to see the generational meltdown when the platform that turned 'I know VLOOKUP' into a flex finally gets deleted.

Unpopular opinion: Elon Musk should buy LinkedIn and delete it

@YueKuratsu Tyan S2507 (with a few mods so you could actually OC). But I'm weird 😂

During the peak era of custom PC building, people overclocked the Celeron 300A or forced it to run in a dual-CPU configuration—something that was supposed to be impossible. Those individuals were completely at the mercy of their motherboards, and they undoubtedly hold an extraordinary sense of nostalgia and deep memories from that time. #BP6 #ABIT

@Kshi_nippon Absolutely fucking not. Someone would pull up with a Ford F350 and drive off with the entire stand.

One thing many foreigners find unbelievable about Japan 🇯🇵 In some rural areas, people sell vegetables through unmanned stands. No staff. No security guard. You simply take what you want and leave the money behind. And somehow… it often works. Could this exist in your country?

@fw_andyyy "If voices persist after use, that's the @FBI using sound-over-ultrasound technology on you because they don't like cannabis. Good luck!"

If weed had a warning label written by smokers instead of doctors, what would it say?

@hamptonism What would be interesting to see are the original prompts that @claudeai (before Mythos) rejected from the @DeptofWar... 🕵️

Type of tech the Pope saw Anthropic building:

The whole point was to generate the song I Gotta Feeling (The Black Eyed Peas'). Whoever instanced this universe just forgot to shut it down after that. We're all living on Borrowed Time now.

If this is a simulation then what is its purpose?

@Tekeee Asking what currency. 10M in USD is very different from 10M cash VND 😂

You’re offered 10M to do a line of coke, wyd??

@_ShaneGill_ Shane. Mr. Gill. Does us all a favor... Don't worry about things you clearly don't get. Stick to bungUlators, @ATT mobile service, and of course, @FoxNews. You'll feel calm and less stressed. Promise 😉

How can anyone be a fan of anime and be right-wing? Most of the narratives fly in the face of right-wing ideology.

RTFS: Memorial Day – Beach Tribute & Tactical Wine #MemorialDay #StarWars

@jingqiu04 生日快乐。 明年今天回头看你会惊讶自己走了多远。🎈

陌生人 可以祝我生日快乐吗

@GlobalBoxOffice @A24 I'm resisting the urge to read the leaked script, despite people saying that after reading it they want to see the movie even more.

BACKROOMS is poised to make history this weekend, delivering @A24 its first major studio-level opening. Pre-sales are at unprecedented levels for the studio, pointing now to a massive $40M–$50M domestic debut.

Stop making me like you... But, take it further: One America. 🇺🇸 One timezone. ⏰ 🫡 😏

@business Sanctions were meant to stall them. Instead, they’re rewriting the scaling playbook while holding the majority of global production. @ASMLcompany's throne just became a lot less comfortable... 😏

Huawei says it has come up with a new pathway to shorten its gap with industry leader TSMC, potentially achieving a breakthrough in making advanced semiconductors without cutting-edge equipment bloomberg.com/news/articles/…

It's Roast Myself Monday™️ with my IDRlabs Re:Zero Test Results (not sure if I should be surprised or not; I'll unpack what it means later...)

@ishowcybersec For a while, the @IBM ThinkPad T43 was one of the few models you could flash LinuxBIOS on. And they were kinda like the Nokia 3310 of laptops...

Honestly, what is the reason behind Thinkpad's popularity among engineers?