Dave

@chefsevenn 🔨

What can I use for tooth pain until I can get into the dentist on Wednesday

homeboy you're the one sellling public market investors on short-term space datacenters

Ride To Fire Star will return soon. The corporations involved largely want me dead, so at least you won't have to watch any commercials. 😉

@chefsevenn Subway bread slathered in Vegemite and topped with Swedish Fish. This single culinary crime contains more sketchy additives, blood-pressure-destroying sodium, and hyperactive red dye than a whole pack of cigarettes has tar. Pairs nicely with a Mountain Dew.

Write something that is more harmful than cigarettes. 🤔

🇺🇸🇺🇸 Happy 4th of July 🇺🇸🇺🇸

You know it's hot outside when you go outside and it's hot.

@Pirat_Nation Someone call Peter Thiel. The Antichrist has clearly been employed at Microsoft since 2024.

A leaked video has revealed Copilot OS, an experimental operating system Microsoft was working on in 2024. The project, called Aion, was designed to put Copilot at the center of the experience. Instead of the normal Windows desktop and Start menu, users would use Copilot to open apps, find files, browse the web, and complete tasks. The prototype relied mostly on web apps through Microsoft Edge. If users needed regular Windows desktop apps, they would run them through Windows 365 in the cloud instead of directly on the device.

@BillyPacMan That's insulting to poor people.

Only poor people put pineapple on pizza

I thought I remembered that a VHS copy Kazaam was kept at the International Friendship Exhibition in North Korea. Turns out I was wrong, and it's actually Space Jam. I blame the CERN shutdown for the discrepancy.

People said this movie wasn't real. CERN shuts down and I find it in storage the same day. Coincidence?

@AUTOMATON_ENG I could have gone the rest of my life without knowing this. Thanks.

Academic researchers of ChatGPT user habits stumble upon “extreme outlier” who generated thousands of fanfics about Doki Doki Literature Club! characters giving birth automaton-media.com/en/news/academ…

@cyber_razz JPM security contractors used it on my iPhone 12 Mini. True story.

What do you know about Pegasus?

@chefsevenn With the price of coffee right now, I'd actually be okay with this deal. ☕️

What are you drinking?

@PlayStation Wow. This timeline blows. Which one of your corporate fossils made these decisions? For shame, PlayStation.

Important updates: News on physical discs for new games - play.st/4v86Wg3 News on PlayStation Store on PS3 and PS Vita - play.st/4vEN9FX

@MountainDew DewGlow™ Insulin Delivery System – Baja Blast Edition just hits different. Glows in the dark during a diabetic crisis and everything.

What item should we turn into a collectible?

@ApexSeeker_ War crime 🚫🍍🍕

🇯🇵 I am Japanese. Question for Americans. Is pineapple on pizza a crime… or a symbol of freedom? In Japan, I’m just trying to understand the constitution of pizza. 😂🍕🇺🇸

@equine__dentist I mean, would you want anyone from Newark knocking on your door?

there’s something sinister going on in new jersey

@ISSPissTracker Genuinely going to miss this once the ISS is decomissioned

🚀 ISS Piss Tank Status Capacity: 53.00% ██████████░░░░░░░░░░ 🕐 Updated: 2026-07-01 01:26 UTC #ISS #Space #NASA #ISSPissTracker

@azmeeeeeeeeee @SpecScout_ @grom Grom 🤣

@SpecScout_ @grom why is this important? Is someone going to try and clone apples products or is this just an embarrassment? Also, any info on what they are actually paying to get their products made in third world countries?

This is the biggest leak in Apple history. 🚨 Hackers stole 630GB from Tata (Apple’s India supplier) and dumped it on the dark web. Verified authentic by AppleInsider & Reuters. This isn’t a render leak. It’s the actual factory blueprints 👇 📐 iPhone 18 Pro logic board schematics (V63 + V43) 🧠 A20 Pro chip — codename “Borneo” ⚡ LPDDR6 RAM, 96-bit bus (an iPhone first) ❄️ New cooling, built for AI loads 📡 C2 in-house modem — codename “Ganymede” 📁 “iPhone Fold” referenced — ID “V68” Plot twist: Apple used decoy boxes with fake iPad-style camera bumps to fool leakers. 😂 Every year we get a render. This year someone got the schematics.

@valuetainment You know your AI model sucks whenever your own employees would rather use something else.

JUST IN: Meta restricts employees from using rival AI's.