Dean Ridge

@McDonalds just got home from McDonald's in Kensington in London to find threat we had literally no sauces. We had chicken dippers, nuggets and mozzarella dippers. Very disappointing.

@seetickets we've lost our tickets but have photos. The referance number on the tickets isn't bringing anything up. Neither is the email. Please help.

Shameless plug time. I could or could not be in this series.

@Davidarcher93 Middle class hero

Hugging a bottle of Cabernet Sauvignon and a hot water bottle because your boiler is broken but only heathens drink red wine chilled

Ghosts? Ha! How about permanent debt. Happy Halloween. #spareanychange #uk #actor #actorslife… instagram.com/p/Ba7d8hVHF8L/

Boredom can lead to some great life choices. #chopper #whythefucknot #whodosentlikeagoodride… instagram.com/p/BY3FcrbnA7V/

@ellescottcairns @dunkirkmovie @TheBWHAgency Cheers El

I'm not sure if I'm allowed to tell you DUNKIRK is incredible - epic, intense and gripping. A real palm-sweater. So forget I said anything.

I'm very very proud to share this. It may be a small bit but to have just been a part of this means to world to me.

Leaving the office for the weekend like

We're live from @TheMayFairHotel for a special #HippoTheMovie Q&A screening in aid of @MaggiesCentres & @Bluemarinef

.@TheMayFairHotel host a Special Gala screening of @HippoTheMovie tonight in aid of @MaggiesCentres & @Bluemarinef Pics to follow!

It's a real shame to see @JeremyPaxman taking a leaf out of the American style of debate. Shout, snap and interrupt. A hindrance all round.

When #tedtalks, you listen... Witness Roger Allam's wordplay in #HippoTheMovie ➡️ hippothemovie.com/book-tickets

@The_Upcoming review @HippoTheMovie bit.ly/2qQYpSn in cinemas 2 June

Roger Allam (The Thick Of It, Endeavour) as whiskey connoisseur Ted Wallace. Q&A on 28 May, live from @hayfestival ➡️hippothemovie.com/book-tickets

When you get a new job and have to leave your work friends. #Vikings

Time in Ireland official finished with a shave.

Some days at work are harder than others. @HippoTheMovie