Les Ridout Jr

@TheMatureMuse Why are you still wearing hose while relaxing at home???

Are you staying here… or moving on? 😈🔥

@LangmanVince Trump

In 5 years from now, when the movie "We Got Him" is made, telling the story of the incredible rescue mission in Iran, who should play the part of President Trump?

@TheMatureMuse No

Tell me… am I distracting you a little? 😏💭

@rita_romanosss_ Wash your feet!

Men please be honest… do you eat for pleasure?

@ronsterd89 Nail clippers

Name one item every junk drawer must have to be a real junk drawer

@DineshDSouza @RinainDC @FNC_Ladies_Rule Good one!

@RinainDC @FNC_Ladies_Rule This post includes several figures of speech, including metonymy, hyperbole, metaphor and irony. A little gem that is written to mystify the intellectually impoverished.

Anyone that’s lifting up this profane, bizarre statement as leadership needs a lobotomy & a history lesson.

@DMaetzMedia 2-1 Minn. Let’s go Filino brothers !

These late coaching changes are nuts? Islanders dump Roy and replace him with DeBoer.

@sweettillyfox Clean up your tires🚙

Left or right?

@DMaetzMedia Really! What have you done for us lately? Oh, got you in the playoffs. This is nuts! Will be funny if the tank the last 4 games.

@sarah____kent What have you done for me lately!

Wtf

@mark_scheig What changes to you expect or hope for!

New: #CBJ had a golden opportunity Saturday night on home ice to jump into the playoffs. Instead, their night ended with a closed-door meeting after an ugly 2-1 loss to the Jets. Expect changes in advance of Tuesday's game in Detroit. Read: thehockeywriters.com/blue-jackets-h…

@F1RETHECANNON @TheUBSoldiers @jikky_jeff Agree on KJ. Whoever recommended he be drafted should be fired if he is still around.

@jikky_jeff Well Voronkov is hurt and KJ looked like a preschooler against the Canes.

This team is dead in the water. #cbj

@JacketsInsider There are only five grains of sand left in the #CBJ hourglass!

#CBJ coach Rick Bowness on the player meeting postgame: "Listen, this group cares. It's a good group. They're frustrated, and I get that. But don't ever think they don't care, and don't ever think they're not trying. They are. "Do we need some better efforts? Yes, without a doubt. And we're going to get them. This is a proud group. I've said from day one, I've loved working with them. I still believe in them, and I still love working with them. Do we have some issues we have to straighten out? Yes, and some of that is on me as well."

@marcthiessen And different cloud formations.

Better cameras?

@BillHemmer Something terribly wrong with “college”sports.

Between Arizona and Michigan, there are 32 total players listed on their combined rosters. 11 of those players come from countries outside the United States. 🏀

@mark_scheig How do you/they/anyone explain that?

#CBJ just got credit for a shot on goal. Almost 25 minutes between shots. Six for the game.

@Aportzline We truly don’t need to see anymore interviews. What could they possibly say. Bones is another thing. It was exciting while it lasted. Out!

#CBJ dressing room door remaining closed long after a 2-1 loss to #GoJetsGo. Suspicion: players-only meeting.

@BlueJacketsNHL @Ticketmaster We’ll see!

Bones knows the team's bringing its A-game tonight! 😤 CBJ x @Ticketmaster

@LangmanVince No

Would you be okay with Alina Habba as President Trump's new AG?

@BuzzPatterson @HannahDCox Good one!

@HannahDCox In all the things that never happened, this is the neverest.

Not naming names obviously, but shortly after Hegseth’s confirmation I was at the Fox News studios and a personality said to me, “It’s all true, every single thing written about him. We’re all shaking our heads but we can’t say anything.”