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@GunnerPuls ARTETA NEEDS TO BE CANONED OUT OF THE BUILDING.

Who has to stand for Mikel Arteta to sit?

@UtdHarvey37 LOL. CUNHA IS INFINITELY BETTER. FOR STARTERS, HE'S NOT IN THE HOSPITAL 60% OF THE SEASON.

I’m sorry guys Cunha hasn’t been anywhere better than this guy at Man United.

@OptaJoe @ChampionsLeague BACK PASSES

1 - Declan Rice had the most touches (99) and completed the most passes (83) of any player in this week's @ChampionsLeague semi-final games. Anchor.

@Matteoo_afc RICE WOULD SIT IN THE BENCH OF UNDER 15s AT PSG AND BAYERN

Rice had the best performance out of Vitinha, Kimmich and neves this week btw

@footballontnt IMAGINE RATING RICE 🤦

Declan Rice completed 83 passes vs Atlético Madrid, the second-most by an English midfielder in a Champions League semi-final since records started (2003-04) 🪄

@TFTerraceMedia @KJxMilligan @EGTVEgal Sometimes you wonder why Capital Punishment was a thing back in the day. The assna scums 🤦

"PSG vs Bayern was a TERRIBLE defensive display" - @EGTVEgal 🤮 If this game had a Premier League team involved, that team would be CRITICISED! 🤔 Egal did not rate the game as much as others! Do you agree with his take? ✅/❎ 🔗 - youtu.be/5S6gg8VKZ7s

@UnitedStandMUFC @JacobsBen THE MORE I LISTEN TO THESE MOUTHPIECES OF @ManUtd THE MORE I FEEL LIKE THROWING UP. FROM TOP TO BOTTOM, TO THE FREELANCERS TO THE JOURNOS ALL ARE ABSOLUTE DOG💩

🗣️ @JacobsBen: "Maybe Mark should run the process, and Man Utd would already have a new manager in place!" 😂 #mufc

@AFTVMedia IMAGINE INCLUDING THOMAS TUCHEL. MF HE WON THE UCL. THE RAT THAT IS MIKEL ARTETA CANNOT EVEN SPELL CHAMPIONS LEAGUE.

Chelsea have gone through 𝐒𝐈𝐗 𝐝𝐢𝐟𝐟𝐞𝐫𝐞𝐧𝐭 𝐦𝐚𝐧𝐚𝐠𝐞𝐫𝐬 since Mikel Arteta joined Arsenal. He has beaten 𝐄𝐕𝐄𝐑𝐘 𝐒𝐈𝐍𝐆𝐋𝐄 𝐎𝐍𝐄 of them. ✅😬 𝐀𝐧𝐝 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐥𝐢𝐬𝐭 𝐤𝐞𝐞𝐩𝐬 𝐠𝐨𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐨𝐧... 🙃

@WelBeast @MartinelliTime WOULD NOT EVEN BE IN BALON D'OR CONVERSATION IN THE BRAZILIAN LEAGUE.

Gabriel Martinelli would be in Ballon d’or conversations if he played in this league.

@unitedviewtv 100% SHOULD NOT GET THE JOB

Where do you currently stand on the debate surrounding Michael Carrick getting the PERMANENT #MUFC job? 🤔👇

@ManUnitedZone @samuelluckhurst 150k?! FOR WHAT? USING HIS BROTHER TO TYPE IN A MESSAGE? THIS FKING CLUB MAN! 🤦🤦🤦🤦

🚨🔴 𝐁𝐑𝐄𝐀𝐊𝐈𝐍𝐆: Manchester United have verbally 𝐀𝐆𝐑𝐄𝐄𝐃 a five-year deal with Kobbie Mainoo, with his new salary expected to be around £150,000 per week. United are aiming to 𝐀𝐍𝐍𝐎𝐔𝐍𝐂𝐄 it before the end of the season. #MUFC [@samuelluckhurst]

@SkySportsPL Does he think he'll be the manager after shit football and some lucky results?

Got a question for Michael Carrick? 🤔 Send in your questions below and we will ask him the best ones! 👇 #SaturdaySocial #AskCarrick

@saweezo YET IT IS THE MOST TOLERANT, MOST INCLUSIVE, MOST RICH IN KNOWLEDGE AND DIVERSITY. IT RESPECTS ALL LIVING THINGS. IT UNDERSTANDS THE WORLD LIKE NO OTHER RELIGION. IT UNDERSTANDS THE HUMAN BODY LIKE NO OTHER RELIGION. IT IS THE MOST SECULAR AMONG EVERY RELIGION OUT THERE.

hinduism makes the least sense possible out of all religions.

@Peoplepower08 IF EVER THERE WAS A DUMB TWITTER POST. THIS IS THE ONE. PLEASE DON'T TALK ABOUT BELIEFS WHEN YOU BELIEVE YOUR PREACHER WENT TO HEAVEN ON A WINGED HORSE.

Pakistan 96% Muslim — no one is force-converting Hindus there. Afghanistan 99% Muslim — no one is force-converting Hindus there. Indonesia 87% Muslim — no one is force-converting Hindus there. Bangladesh 90% Muslim — no one is force-converting Hindus there. But you want me to believe that in India, where Hindus are 80%, Muslims are boldly force-converting Hindus — even in corporates ?? while innocent Muslims face lynching and rot in jail for years?

@UtdTony1 FANS SHOULD BEET CARRICK WITH A STICK IF HE BRINGS @MarcusxRashford BACK.

Give Micheal Carrick this players and see him do wonder's next season i am very sure he will win us premier League with this lineup.

@Mxmushi97 BRO COMPARED TO CRICKET BASEBALL IS A STONE AGE GAME.

Never seen a “cricket” player do this

@UnitedStandMUFC @sistoney67 FO! @MarcusxRashford

🚨 Marcus Rashford is reportedly open to returning to Man United. The club won't discuss the issue publicly as they currently focus on guaranteeing a return to Champions League football first. [@sistoney67]

@bethTmufc FO! @MarcusxRashford

Question to all United fans, Do you keep Rashford if it means saving the money for a LW and spending it on midfield / fullback / CB reinforcements ?

@cfcyusxf @AA_utd x.com/Rimo17532637/s… Said this last year.

Declan Rice has mastered the art of looking busy on a football pitch. The casuals love it, the analytics guys love it, I see through it. He is not elite in any sense of the word, Another mark noble. A 3/10 on his best day. Overrated.

@MasterMaliq x.com/_A_khalifa/sta…

Islam is a religion of peace. But our extremist Muslim brothers refuse to let non-Muslims live in peace. Not a single day passes without them attacking non-Muslims somewhere in the world. If Islam is truly a religion of peace… then LET NON-MUSLIMS LIVE IN PEACE! Enough is enough. ✊