Loud_er😉

If mistake was a person, I’m sure he would’ve been dead from wrong accusation

@iampriesst I deh laugh cry on his behalf😭😩😂😂😂😂😂

I meet one of my uncles and he said he’d cut my hair before I leave Ogun State. I begin laugh, the man dey think say him funny. I sure say him never chop the kind disrespect wey dey rest inside my cooler😭

@_gottalovechimm Use am do appetiser 😭😂😂

I wanna make a sex tape but this nigga nut so quick, it’s gonna turn into a GIF😩

@pontsho_mp From a man who know his standard and what he wants

Imagine leaving a first date and getting a performance review 😭

@iam_pterr Make ano imagine abeg😩😂

U See as u broke now abii?? Now Imagine say u Dey broke now with 2 Kids 🚶🏿‍♂️🚶🏿‍♂️

@Maxidaballer @neo_officialll Family house keh?😟😂

@Ring_it_out @neo_officialll For family house?? 😂 Be like the house big

The only time I am fully moving out of my father's house is when I get married. Until that happens, I d!e here. All the privacy I need, I get here. If I wan fvck, I do small travel or book hotel out of respect for the house and not even because I can't do it at home.

@marriedmn @VoiceByIsaac when you realised this has nothing to do with fuel😂😂😂

My wife had closed the Strait of Hormuz for one week, after I threatened to get the fuel from venezuela, she opened it quickly.

@john322226 Self aware king and more😂😂😂🙌

Na only sense I get pass peller

Nothing feel so stressful like washing and cooking, especially cooking😩😩even though I can cook, I don’t like cooking🤦‍♂️💔

@Owiggy_ Fear is greatest enemy of man, and sometimes the biggest victory 🤷‍♀️

I shout “Jesus Christ” for airport, everybody dey ask me “what happened” “are you alright” “is everything okay” Few months later, i shout “Allahu Akbar” for same airport, everybody scatter. Our society is poisoned beyond repair💔

@Cryptatov @realmayor9 Make I chop life first, na person wah deh alive deh buy property, no rush me abeg

Hope say you Dey buy land and you Dey build house?Shebi you sabi say all these ones wey we dey do online na cruise…. Hope say you get up to two million for account? E get why oo!!!🌚

@guzu_p Feminist will come and cry😂😂

This is how i have always pictured women who bill men. I have never patronized a prostitute in my life because I don't believe in paying for sex. The more reason I won't be dating a woman who thinks I'm responsible for her or sees me as her ATM machine because that will be me breaking my code by patronizing a prostitute. The moment you bill me as a woman, I automatically see you as a prostitute. Any woman who feels entitled to a man's money simply because they're knacking is a prostitute. She has slept with men in the past for money. It's that simple!

@Motion_Boy_ Giran😂😂😂😂

@Nimisioluwa At the end of the day, it worth it🤷‍♀️😂😂

We met, vibes were okay. We got drunk, had dirty talk in the car, then one thing led to another and we ended up in bed. But the moment he leaned in for that deep kiss... chai! It felt like a rotten egg or something had died inside his mouth. The smell hit me like a truck! I tried to manage, turning my face small small, but my nose no gree. I couldn’t let go of the monster D I saw, so I turned for doggy. After one round, I quickly faked a call, dressed up sharp sharp and bounced. That breath traumatized me till today. I never went back, never even replied to him again 😂

@imole__olorun Ex convict😂😂😂😂

I just remembered one time, my uncle went outside their building to gist with those illegal NEPA guys that used to steal light. In the middle of everything, one of them got electrocuted and died. Police didn’t even ask questions, they packed everybody there. My uncle called his wife and she said “Have I not told you to stop this your street friendship and mind your business?” And honestly, she always warns him. She sha called his brother and they went to bail him. Immediately he entered the house, his daughter just shouted “Ex-convict is back” 😂

@blizzstilldey Take the risk that works for you😂😂😂

You fit do yáhoo for 3 month without cashing out, but you no fit play sportybet for 3 month without wining

@iyke__tgst You deh follow woman drag?😂😂

@pjtoolitt Make Her go grind for her own😂😂😂

Oh you think say na “hers” go dey there??

@Prestigious_Gt Election thugs should be top of list 😂😂

Fastest ways to spot a person who grew up in struggle: 1. Yahoo boys 2. Twitter Banger boys 3. OS/Prostitution 4. Ponzi scheme lovers 5. Feminist 6. Average Nigerian girls 7. Bandit 8. Sell fake fixed matches to bettors 9. We that see Japa as achievement 10. Election thugs

@Darleeton3 Just swear for am straight, make him mind deh😂😂

How do you deal with G@y men advances .🥹. Make Una answer before I remove person teeth

@xAsamoahx Being a virgin is a great flex, I can’t seem to get enough of it 💪

The girl I told I am a virgin has offered to break my virginity this weekend. she is the forth girl breaking my virginity in the last 3 months… I’m gonna be a virgin for 2 more years.