Swank

@Ringadingchip You fell down some stairs and hit your fucking head that ain’t normal

Got real woozy thinkin about someone for more than 2 minutes. Is that normal

@ChipperChairman @Ringadingchip For fuck’s sake, kid can you not almost get yourself killed for one day?! You’re worryin everybody.

@Ringadingchip YOU ARE NOT GOING TO DIE I will DRAG you to the followers if I have to, Boss- @SwankiestSwank get your brother he's trying to wither away again

I’m writing down who gets to own what when I eventually die from eating that radroach leg… who wants what from my room

@Ringadingchip Ohhh you got a robot you like lookin at, huh..?

@SwankiestSwank I MEAN. I MEAN I MEAN I MEAN VISUALLY APPEALING. NICE TO LOOK AT.

Did House make his robots all look attractive on purpose

@Ringadingchip Heh… cmon don’t get sappy on me like that. Love you, kid.

@SwankiestSwank Fine… I’m sorry we fought.. I didn’t mean what I said. You’re a real good big brother…

Sometimes I wish I coulda had anyone in the entire Mojave as a brother but it just had to be Benny.

@Ringadingchip At the time I did… right now, not really. Just stop bein an idiot, okay?

@SwankiestSwank You don’t mean that do you 😢??

@thatkid1010101 Wish I could sometimes…

@SwankiestSwank Disown him

@Ringadingchip DUMB.

@SwankiestSwank FINK.

Swank is the WORST BROTHER EVER AND I HATE HIM

@Ringadingchip IDIOT.

@SwankiestSwank YOU’RE GONNA BE THE SORRY ONE. MARK MY FUCKING WORDS

@Ringadingchip Yeah come outside and fight me. Just don’t forget who TAUGHT YOU IN THE FIRST PLACE YOU UNGRATEFUL LITTLE SHIT

@SwankiestSwank SORRY??????? YEAH WE’LL SEE WHO’S FUCKIN SORRY SOON ENOUGH WHEN I GET OUTSIDE

@Ringadingchip What do YOU see in that creepy ass robot? We could do this all day.

God what the hell does Swank see in that idiot Billy. His jokes suck.

@Ringadingchip What’s the matter with you??? I’m worried.

@SwankiestSwank Don’t talk to me I’m mad at you

I quit bein boss. Swank is in charge now. He’s older than me anyway so it shoulda been him from the start.

😢

@Ringadingchip oh…!

@SwankiestSwank I wish ma abandoned you instead of me

Taping this to the supersledge i’m gonna kill House with so it’s the last thing he sees

@Ringadingchip Love ya too, kid 🤗🤗🤗🤗

WORST BROTHER IN THE MOJAVE AWARD

@crispylegate Damn right…. on his behalf I’m sorry.

@SwankiestSwank He asked me to “save some women for him”. Surely they would be in more peril with him around.

Why the hell is Benny talkin about ladies??? God he’s real bad at bein closeted.