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@livet_liXom Putin.

Två personer har gjort mer skada för Europas framtid än någon annan i modern tid efter Hitler: Angela Merkel och Ursula von der Leyen.

@__vildvittran__ Hm... upplevde du att du var mätt med kall mat? ..skit samma you're hot anyway..😃

@Rismyren När,, min mat var kall

Så med andra ord, jag är mätt men vet bara inte om det🤪

@smefan666 Köp!

Ungen blir 13 detta är önskelistan. Jag inser att jag behöver hjälp

@AnnevanLeur @YourAnonNews He could have spent time on a golf course... then he destroys the least.

@YourAnonNews Trump flew 14,000 miles, round-trip to China for a 48-hour summit, which historians are calling, "Could have been an email." credit: SNL Weekend Update

When you fly 7,000 miles to sit on an intentionally lowered chair so Xi can tell you to your face that you fucked the USA up.

@louisecarlssons @Sanniiie 🙄😁..hjälper det?

@Sanniiie Ät banan!

Jag behöver era bästa tips på hur man lindrar kramp i benen 😬😅

@WhiteHouse The number one clown has spoken, listen carefully to KKK Trump.

“GOOD RIDDANCE! After 15 years of Dumocrats promising that “Climate Change” is going to destroy the Planet, the United Nations TOP Climate Committee just admitted that its own projections (RCP8.5) were WRONG! WRONG! WRONG!” - President DONALD J. TRUMP 🇺🇸

@RealJamesWoods Fentanyl James, get treatment!

He has saved America in countless ways. Now he’s cleaning up the scourge of crime and terrorism worldwide. Saving the USA from nitwit Kamala Harris was a major step, but he is on fire now in office.

@WhiteHouse Are you saying that an English agent will save the lost nation?

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@Oct7NeverForget But he wants to starve to death in communist Cuba.

Trump does not want to pressure Putin. He cannot influence China. He is unable to resolve the Iran issue. He avoids the North Korea topic entirely... He is ready to hand over Taiwan, potentially stripping the United States of access to the world’s most advanced semiconductor manufacturing? Why is he pushing democratic Europe away from America? Why is he refusing to help Ukraine, a country suffering such obvious injustice? Do Americans really not see this? Do they not stop and think about what is happening? In just over a year, the United States has severely damaged the global authority and trust it spent an entire century building.

@grynet_ Javisst. Hen var påväg in i boet, en asp, där släkten bott i många år.

Godmorgon

@mjfree What is her diagnosis?

Rumor has it this is Pedo Trump's new mistress - Natalie Harp - who lives at the White House. Thoughts?

@BhattiLaib9960 Agda.

What’s an old-fashioned grandma name I could give my girl?

@Dposts7 Used

This is a _____ glass. A. Broken B. Cracked C. Damaged D. Shattered

@YB_Sodermalm May the force be with you..

-Vet du vad Darth Vader sa när han blev påhoppad då han vandrade ner för Avenyn? -Sluta med de där trötta skämten, jag or -Je daj!.. är du med??Jedi.. -Kör tillbaka till polisstationen. Jag tänker kompa ut. -Du menar att du jer daj..? Ridå.

A good photographer is worth his weight in gold

@sittnerkomiker Puh.... är det idag?

Efter en vecka med klamydia, HIV, covid, alzheimer, gikt, syfilis, bältros och röstproblem så är Felicia äntligen frisk och redo för finalen ikväll 🫶

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