Niles

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Niles

Niles

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Avi by @grgikau Buy me a coffee if you are ever so inclined: https://t.co/qBgjTPUJtl Lawd knows I need one.. Matrimonious annoyance to @steal1993

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Niles@River_Niles·
Ok so They took me FOREVER But these beaded R2D2 cuties are finally done and up on Etsy! These ARE the droids you are looking for! (sorry)
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@HashashinTag Damned when they dress modestly damned when they don't 🙄🤦🏽‍♀️
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@angryajvar 😂 Alhamdulillah thank you so much!
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Niles@River_Niles·
If you need some comedic relief today some guy parked his car too far on the pavement and in trying to squeeze through the gap he left for people to walk through I knocked his wing mirror off with my very pregnant belly
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You have to deal with a lot of bizarre questions sometimes as a mixed race couple but never in my life did I expect someone to ask me if my white husband was MY BROTHER????
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@Algernonentity This is amazing! We get this magazine and now I'm excited to look out for it!
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Michael Benjamin@mfbenji·
Shopping for a nice big area rug! I’ve never shopped for rugs before, I’m assuming they’re around $50-$100. Excited to see what I find!
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Niles@River_Niles·
Really sorry to the NHS call centre person who just answered my call with "hello?" only to hear "hel- shit- omg- aHHH... sorry I just dropped my peach"
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Chris Thorburn@CBThorburn·
They should have called the tenth Saw film Saw Ten Your Seatbelts.
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This just reminded me of the time my office ordered these special pies from this special pie shop & everyone was so excited & they did this every year & were buzzing for PIE DAY The whole week assured me they'd accommodate me Pies came All meat One veggie option Mushroom & ALE 🙃
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Halal alternatives are readily available in Britain in almost every sphere, except pies. Pies refuse to be Islamicised. If I want a chicken and mushroom pie, I have to cook it like I'm a Victorian.

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Janel Comeau 🍁@VeryBadLlama·
hey sorry I missed your text, I am processing a non-stop 24/7 onslaught of information with a brain designed to eat berries in a cave
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Idk if its just me but I don't understand why nobody said a single word in any of these interactions ? No "woah oh sorry you scared me" or "oh do you need some help?" Even the ones who did help look like they did so wordlessly
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Wild TikToks@wildtiktokss·
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I am BEGGING gen z to learn the difference between a product dupe and a product that's packaged in the same style/colours as a similar high end one Beggggging
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