Ricky - Moving the needle

@vxunderground Wait. No Becky? C’mon man!

If you EVER see me give an AI model a woman's name, and begin writing about how intelligent, gentle, and sensitive the AI model is... Take me out back and shoot me. Save me from myself, bro. It's all over.

@joyvong2 @alphafox Those were the days! 😂

@alphafox Y’all don’t know about Freaknik #ATL

Avoid Atlanta at all costs:

@Rafeeq3281 @alphafox Is L5P still chill? We used to get baked and have beer and pizza while we gawked at everyone.

@alphafox Atlanta has over 6 million people in it, there’s A LOT of different cultures, and A LOT of high income affluent communities. To pretend Atlanta is anything else shows a clear lack of understanding of the city.

@wilsonhlthcoach Looks good to me!

I was told that I should've trimmed the fat before smoking the brisket. We love fat, so I left it on. What do you think? Trim the fat or leave it on?

@phantombiker57 Twins

I’m thinking it’s a Honda 🤷🏻

@brockpierson A motorcycle. Extra special if it is a dirt bike on a supercross track.

Without drugs or alcohol, what is the best way to escape reality?

@MbarkCherguia GenX knows this is Jaque Cousteau (spelling?)

This guy was a legend when I was growing up. Do you know who he is?

@TheBurkeShow I wont go lower than Busch. It’s the perfect yard work beer. Any Rolling Rock or Red Dog fans?

Schaeffer

@brockpierson 3.1 And XP We actually had a crash course at the company i was with the night before the Win 95 release.

Which operating system did you grow up on?

@420matt9191 Yes.

YOU SMOKE BEFORE OR AFTER YOU EAT? 🍽️

@KritterKS Love that place! ❤️

Hot diggity damn - my room in San Antonio has a riverwalk view!

@glam_queenn 2, 3, and 4 as well.

Be honest! What type of body do men prefer most?

@TheBurkeShow A place I’d like to frequent.

Where am I?

@lady_valor_07 Eat, shower and tangle up.

You just got off a 15 hour overnight shift and come home to this. What do you do?

@brockpierson Oh the KBS through put! 💓

If you personally ever used one of these or similar, you are an absolute legend

@KeriA1776again Now do The River Club in Suwanee, GA.

Just wish we would go backwards in time and restore the beautiful buildings. The crap that’s being built today isn’t fit for humanity.

@TracesofTexas Reminiscent of Arlo Guthrie 👍

Mark David Manders is a singer/songwriter from Frisco, Texas. Do yourself a favor and listen to his song "Suicidal Pigeon." Thank me later: youtu.be/2-rDM5vq4ck?si… I saw a suicidal pigeon, standing in the street Playing chicken with the traffic, each time the light turned green So I hollered out to him, "Hey man, what you trying to prove?" He said, "Nothing" So I sat down on the curb, and opened up my sack And I offered him a bun, off of my Big Mac After all, they do come with three He said, "No thanks, man, I'm allergic to sesame seeds" Well, I knew I was gonna have to act fast If I wanted to save that bird, or make that conversation last The writing was on the wall, soon rush hour would begin And that would spell disaster, for my little feathered friend So I joined him That's right, I walked out in the middle of the street And I sat down next to that pigeon on the warm concrete A fairly dangerous move, but I didn't care I was on a mission, to save a brother in despair I said, "You've had a rough life, I guess" He said, "What do you think? I'm a pigeon, dumb ass!" He said, "My life is cursed, I don't even have a nest" "And everywhere I go I leave behind a mess" Then he told me his story "Do you know what it's like to be a pigeon?" he asked "Well, I never really thought about it, but I guess it's pretty bad" He said, "We're at the bottom of the food chain as far as bird's go" "And I've forgotten more about ugly than you'll probably ever know" "People don't take us serious, and I don't know the reason" "I mean, when's the last time you heard, 'Hey man, it's opening day of pigeon season'?" "And you never see a pigeon on a stamp or a dollar bill" "Or on a flag or with an olive branch or some symbol of good will" I said, "Yeah, you've got a point" He said, "When I was younger I fell in love with this chick" "She was graceful, easy to look at, and had a wingspan that wouldn't quit" "When I first met her, I tried to pawn myself off as a dove" "But eventually Mother Nature, robbed me of my first true love" "You see, I started putting on weight, then my feathers changed colors" "And almost overnight, I developed this fowl smelling odor" "I knew it was only a matter of time before she lost interest" "So I bade farewell to my fair-weathered princess" He said, "Ya' know, a pigeon's life is no walk in the park" "And you never feel at home, no matter where you are" I said, "Yeah, I know the feeling, it's hard to fit in" He said, "So what do you do for a living?" I said, "I'm a musician" He said, "Man, I thought I had it bad" Then I began to tell him my story, and how I understood About being looked down on by everyone in the neighborhood But I no sooner started talking when that little bird flew away Well, I've lost the attention of bigger crowds, so I really can't complain But I'd like to think in some small way I played a hand In helping that pigeon get back on his feet again Sometimes all it takes is a sympathetic ear And sometimes it just takes a story, that you're willing to share And you know, I learned a lesson from that bird, and I think he'd agree That there's always someone out there who's got it worse off than me And when life's got me down and I feel like quitting I can't help but remembering the story, of the suicidal pigeon So spread your wings and fly Don't be afraid to try Pick yourself up when you fall Throw out everything you know Just make it up as you go There's a little imagination in us all

@Sara_Varnholt Would.

Men be honest: road trip date, I light a cigarette but roll the window down… is that okay?

Things that make ya go “Hmmmm…” Well done Sir!

@TracesofTexas Hoodie and shorts here in north ATX!

My goodness ... it's May 1st and 59 degrees at my house here in Central Texas. I just went for a walk and couldn't believe it. My advice? Drink it all in because we KNOW what's on the horizon. I went outside with one of those gallon milk jugs and filled it with some of this cool, refreshing air. I put it in a closet and I'm going to pour it all out on myself in early August. 😀