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UK poo FA cup winner

So is all my twitter feed going to be the Vietnamese guy with an accent & the uk poo music

all this shit just to die on a random day

😭😭

yasu after spending a season at palace

@LFCDrewski bobby this ain’t right

What Declan Rice comes home to after a hard fought 1-0 against Leeds

i’ve just seen the leicester belt nggas got hit with 11 and 7 years 😭😭😭😭😭

bro imagine posting this only to get turned down 😭😭

Where do I even begin? Happy Birthday, H. Today you turn 33. 33 years of hard work, perseverance, and dedication to your craft. You have changed my life in so many ways. You have made me believe that even if I am counted out, I can be the best version of myself, and amongst the elite. Today, I will be celebrating on your behalf. I am going to pick up a cake from M&S, and number candles, to make a wish for you. And that wish will be to win The Ballon D’or. Thank you, H. You have changed my life.

Certified UK poo classic 😭

In terms of weather, this has to have been the best UK summer in years.

Better man than me I would’ve responded with a video speaking patois whilst eating egusi soup and pounded yam to induce as much rage as possible from all angles. Would’ve sent him clear ngl

@sneako they’re going to america g

Ya’jooj and Ma’jooj is probably hidden in Antarctica

Drama alert so washed now

@nuejaebs Naa i speak like him and im from Tottenham & im vietnamese, so i dont think he’s acc forcing it

He thinks we ain't clocked he's speaking normally now

@HotspurLane inshallah

🚨🎙️ Manor Solomon’s agent Ronen Katzav is NOT HAPPY with #THFC for giving up on his client too easily, and CONFIRMS that they are looking for a PERMANENT move away: 👋 “We have over a month left in the transfer window. What I will say is that the goal will be a permanent transfer, not a loan. Statistically speaking, the last week of the window is the busiest. He wants to be dominant and make an impact, and that probably won’t happen at Tottenham. It doesn’t seem like the right place for him, and they’ve given up on him too easily along the way. 😳 The real goal is to find a place where he can play regularly. Manor is a very high-quality player, both mentally and professionally. He needs to be given a training camp as a Tottenham player right now. The fact that he’s starting in friendlies doesn’t mean anything, a coach can start with a second or third, string lineup and then mix things up; it doesn’t mean a thing." @Football_LDN

🚨 #THFC’s Sandro Tonali was Arsenal's TOP TARGET this summer. 👀❌ @HandofArsenal When Tottenham knock, it’s a different knock. 😅🇮🇹✅