Road To Salty

You eat in a discord call ONE time and they never let you live it down

Evergreen banger

I fucking DESPISE annual corporate self-review and goal setting. My goal is to get a paycheck every couple weeks

He's getting gas. He swiped his card. Make him enter his zip code. Now his pin. Ask if he wants to apply for a credit card. Now ask if he wants a car wash. Now cancel the sale, hit him with "please see cashier"

@Chanresists Nukes didn't rot their society from the inside

imagine getting nuked twice by the worst enemy of islam and still thinking islam is your enemy

His grocery bill has doubled in the last 4 years. Let’s gaslight him and tell him inflation is 3%.

"He wants to watch a nice peaceful movie with his family. Play the unnecessary sex scene."

Unite The Kingdom!

Who tryna go to the Radahn Festival tomorrow? I got tickets.

My mom: *takes me to the doctor's office* 4 year old me:

@harperwyntr If I had a daughter I'd teach her to be wary of niggers

teaching your child to hate from an early age is disturbing. that little girl probably has friends from all different backgrounds / ethnicities. so sad.

He fired his employees instead of lowering his millionaire salary, never beating the stereotypes

@kangminlee Calling ICE

Leaving

Una mujer usa con frialdad una maniobra PIT para hacer girar y salir de control al SUV que seguía cortándole el paso.

He's had no tickets, no accidents, and his tags are always current. Increase his insurance premium again.

Corporate life is realizing your job requires more emotional regulation than technical skill

“He’s going out to eat, fill the table next to him with loud negroes”