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@Martinemmor90 Oh dear mate

It is sad that Kierran McKenna's Ipswich will be the first to suffer under RÚBEN AMORIM. We are sorry McKenna 😎 #IPSMUN #ManchesterUnited #Ipswich

@UtdTony6 Really enjoyed that brace, cheers mate #itfc

@UTDSteve9 @ChrisSweetman6 Narrator: 'It did happen'

@ChrisSweetman6 Not happening

Manchester United plays the Tractor boys today and I see 4 goals scored for Ruben Amorim's side. How many goals do you see #mufc putting past Ipswich? #IPSMUN

the US election has been so stressful, thank god it's the last one

@paulwhitelaw A splendid number, happy birthday Paul

@russty_russ Wait, Stephanie Cole was 49 when Waiting for God started??? New @MeldrewPoint just dropped

Parklife

@SVG__Collection 'Curtis' is a 9/10 record. 'Super Fly' is a 10/10

“Super Fly” or “Curtis”?

@SoozUK @DrFrancesRyan The present is judging it pretty badly tbf

I say this in my upcoming bit on The Guardian but this is really not the way for Starmer to respond to pro-Gaza hecklers. Tens of thousands of people have died. Children are being blown up. A dismissive little laugh comes across at best, smug and at worst, cruelly indifferent.

@UKUpdates_co_uk @LeeAndersonMP_ It probably makes a lot of sense if you're thick as absolute pigshit

Do you agree with Lee Anderson?

@Henry2734412324 @AlrxCox @RupertLowe10 It's the England football manager's job to embrace English culture is it? How about they just do, y'know, their actual job without culture wars rubbish coming into it

@RobCrabwalk @AlrxCox @RupertLowe10 Right wingers are big into preserving culture. If an English manager won’t embrace English culture should they represent them? Probably not.

The England manager should sing the national anthem.

@MailOnline Cancel culture and being offended by everything is good now, is it? Right, thanks for clarifying

Lee Carsley should be sacked by the FA today. His refusal to sing the national anthem is a betrayal and he's not fit to be England manager, writes JEFF POWELL trib.al/63JPxbp

@AlrxCox @RupertLowe10 Interesting how right wingers are massively into cancel culture and limiting freedom of speech/thought when it suits them

@RupertLowe10 Absolutely, if you refuse to you shouldn’t be the England manager.

@RupertLowe10 Grow up snowflake

@hendopolis Conservatives again proving themselves to be the real snowflakes

TELEGRAPH SPORT: If Carsley doesn’t sing anthem he can’t expect to manage England #TomorrowsPapersToday

Max Roach - The Third Eye Jazz drummers played their instruments in ways vastly different from what we see today...

@Slasherrrr @InterJimbo @TheTotallyShow @acjimbo @danielstorey85 @MattDaviesAdams @jaydmharris @Brian__Owen He played a really nice ball out just before that lol

@RobCrabwalk @InterJimbo @TheTotallyShow @acjimbo @danielstorey85 @MattDaviesAdams @jaydmharris @Brian__Owen Oh, dear, lads.

🚨MONDAY POD!🚨 @acjimbo, @danielstorey85, @MattDaviesAdams, @Slasherrrr & @jaydmharris break down the first Premier League weekend of 24/25: 🤔What's the future for Sterling and Toney? 🐐Salah or Henry? 🕊️Seagulls flying with @Brian__Owen pod.fo/e/25f680

@Slasherrrr @InterJimbo @TheTotallyShow @acjimbo @danielstorey85 @MattDaviesAdams @jaydmharris @Brian__Owen 😳

@RobCrabwalk @InterJimbo @TheTotallyShow @acjimbo @danielstorey85 @MattDaviesAdams @jaydmharris @Brian__Owen Genuinely surprised, as he gave away several goals with poor footwork last season, including the one against Brighton, which rolled under his foot.

@Doctor_Six Thanks man. Worse things happen at sea but it is bastard timing ngl

Tomorrow I was going to become the first person in history to see Thelma Schoonmaker and Tim Key in person on the same day but now I have Covid so won't. Fuck you Matt Hancock