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Rob Cromwell
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Rob Cromwell
@RobCromwell
Joke. Writer. Also joke writer. BBC Writers Room Drama Voices 2023 I write comedy, I write drama. Same words, different order.
London Katılım Şubat 2009
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@DanielH_LUFC Yeah, but they were doing it to bitch and moan about getting let off lightly for years of cheating to avoid relegation, it wasn't some protest on behalf of decency.
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@twill_94 Disagree about the City penalty, but they should have been down to 10 for the Cherki stamp. You've missed Villa where Martinez threw Ampadu to the floor and we should have had a pen.
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Hey Twitter, show me you're not just a relentless racist hate pit. I want to know that tone still got the world's stupidest people on there too...
Jacqui Deevoy@JacquiDeevoy1
If we evolved from apes, how come apes aren’t still morphing into humans? Why don’t we see human/ape hybrids in various stages of evolution in the wild?
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@Hammer_On_X @MarkSheppy67 No, it's factually and statistically harder.
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What is stopping this from being the final Premier League table by the end of the season based on form and "on paper" results.
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This is going to the best relegation scrap ever, so much head loss week on week for the next 10 weeks.
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@rokerzammo @HACKETTREF Against Villa Martinez threw Ampadu to the ground - no penalty, against Man City: handball - no penalty; deliberate stamp on Gruev - no red card; foul on Aaronson before the goal, goal stands.
Last night - clear penalty for Struijk not given.
When are we due ours?
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@HACKETTREF 3 games before tonight :- Brobbey pen not given v Liverpool, ref admitted got it wrong. Jimenez pen v Fulham when he was offside & semi-auto offside wasnt working. Le Fee v B’mouth on Saturday when every pundit said it was nailed on, even Shearer. We were due one our way
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It is beyond a joke that these offences are not punished
No Context Prem@NoContextEPL
This wasn’t a penalty for Leeds, despite O’Nien having both hands around Struijk’s neck. 😳
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@BlueAfp @EmanDaGoon Well seeing as play had been stopped already for a free kick to Leeds I'd say yes, that's fine. Excellent grasp of the facts there.
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@EmanDaGoon But it’s on to sit with the ball between your legs obstructing play 🙄 jumping on the band wagon
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@westhamtransfer This is a better one, much easier to understand and gives context to previous opponents.
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@verypopularname Imagine wanting Gervais at your dinner party...
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@theShakinRoom @Halcruttenden So by tangible evidence you do actually mean a video of him raping someone, seeing as his own admissions, a jury trial (fuck off with your kangaroo court bullshit, it was a jury) and an appeals court isn't enough.
Keep loving Trump, he won't fuck you - you're too old.
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@RobCromwell @Halcruttenden A friend of mine believes he’s shagged hundreds of women - bragging doesn’t equal tangible evidence, neither does a kangaroo court with an unreliable witness.
Nobody with any sense believes Carroll - she’s a fantasist lunatic.
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@theShakinRoom @Halcruttenden So him openly confessing to grabbing women "by the pussy" and intentionally walking in on underaged girls getting changed and a jury finding Trump liable for sexually abusing E. Jean Carroll and him losing his appeal isn't enough?
Do you need to walk in on him raping someone?
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@RobCromwell @Halcruttenden Show me some tangible evidence?
I’ll wait.
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@shermfm @hoodieDubzyy Caleb Williams who has the lowest interception rate through his first 1000 passes in the history of the NFL? That Caleb Williams? Yeah, he throws a ton of interceptions...
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I feel like Mayes pretty bad postseason run has overshadowed Caleb Williams pretty bad postseason as well solely because Maye made it further while playing 4 straight top 5 defenses
Caleb Williams against two extremely mediocre middle of the pack defenses:
47/90
52 Completion%
618 Yards
4 Touchdowns
5 Interceptions
65 QBR
Season Ending Interception
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@Hammer_On_X @_RB_Ash So by your reckoning you're going to match Leeds' results despite having dramatically harder fixtures, win a game on a week that we lose, beat us in the final week (based on what IDK) and overcome a -8 GD. That's your logic? That's fucking stupid dude.
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Lucky to get 3 or 4 points 😂😭
What about 11 with 2 games in hand 😁 #LUFC
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Expected West Ham to lose by more than 3 goals so still not panicking. Looking at Leeds next 10 or so games after Palace, they'll be lucky if they get 3 or 4 points during this run. I expect us to get at least 10 from our next 10 games, we should be clear of them by March.
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@theShakinRoom @Halcruttenden Do you not think that Trump (a self confessed sex offender) is a sex offender? Is that the rapey hill you're going to die on? Defending a wealthy rapist? It's one way to go...
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@Halcruttenden I’ll tell you why you cretinous 🤡:
Trump had a 1:20 chance of a sympathetic juror in NY, he was accused by a woman that has accused 8 different men of rape, thinks “rape is sexy”, and forgot she had been raped in 2012 when she declared her favourite TV show was the Apprentice.
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@Halcruttenden You know you've taken too much Ozempic when you're literally invisible.
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@dennisbhooper 'Could care less' literally the opposite of what you're trying to say. That and learn how to pronounce Craig FFS. It doesn't rhyme with Greg.
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So c*nt and f*g have way different velocities in American English vs. British, with the latter having an almost entirely separate meaning, and are both way more offensive to Americans. But is there an inverse to this, a casual American expression that horrifies English people?
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If Leeds lose v Forest.
West Ham beat Burnley.
Means West Ham are level on points with Leeds cos we spank them on the final day of the season.
#AllEyesOnLeedsStill
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@CWeatherspoon_ I loved them for winning the league, now I can't stand them because of their relentless cheating. That makes me sad.
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Leicester City won the Premier League with the 15th-highest wage bill in England.
Got to the last eight of the Champions League with the 18th-highest wage bill in Europe.
Then went down with the highest wage bill of a relegated team in history.
How's that for bucking a trend
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