Bob in Houston - Be A Light in the Darkness!

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@PeterGr329 @Nikki99Williams @SaerSleeper @mavsmarie Way too little support for cities to address crime. They just want to over-police instead of solving the root issues. Spoiler: people generally don't commit crime when they have something to lose... so create good-paying jobs and crime drops.

@Nikki99Williams @SaerSleeper @mavsmarie Why do blue cities in red states have higher crime rates than blue cities in blue states?

This is what happens on this app- Any post supporting a democratic candidate that gets positive traction on here will get manipulated by the algorithms so the post gets flooded by right wing extremist accounts to drown the support. It’s hilarious how scared they are of change

@julesss06 Consistently spoken like a man who will never see them in person.

I love the consistency 😏

@pop_tartlet @AMandoSch The idea of a Kool-Aid pineapple slice is interesting. Frickles- not my jam.

EVERYONE IS EATING THE KOOLAID PINEAPPLES AND I THOUGHT THEY WERE KOOL AID PICKLES

For those that don't know- the story goes that Mark Twain was told to write the saddest story possible using only six words. "For sale. Baby shoes. Never worn." If that doesn't destroy you inside... you lack a soul.

Babyshoes. Unused. Available.

Costco knows something.

@BellCowVonte This is my prediction- just flipping the results of the Texans and Packers games (because I'm assuming Parsons will be back and try to exact revenge a la Randy Moss).

11-6

@unexplainables8 Love not having a specific destination.... don't really drive fast (especially not with these gas prices).

does anyone else love driving really fast with no destination really in mind

@Cutie_Cubbie You misspelled "never"

Things that rarely happen for $1,000, Alex! 🎤😂

@nocontextmemes Jessica Vanel has a video like that. Flew into Orlando- planned to see the Vegas Sphere... Grand Canyon... Hollywood... Yosemite in a day.

@colmansfilm I'm all for inclusion but the character is JAMES Bond and is from books- not some screenwriter decision. I think a great move would be to make her a "Bond Girl" isn't a step behind him or needs saving.

my very unbiased opinion: it should be hannah waddingham

@Just_Jamie_USA Here's some extra coffee.

@RobHTX78 That does not contribute to my happy Friday. 😂😎☕️☕️

🇺🇸 President Trump just wrapped the most epic China trip in history and now boarding Air Force One like a boss. Pauses at the top of the stairs… fist bump to the nation Because even after shaking hands with history, you still gotta give America that ‘We just won bigly’ energy. Deal of the century secured. Wheels up! ✈️💪 #TrumpInChina #MAGA x.com/GuntherEaglema…

@JustL2000 That's even earlier than I'm usually up.

Woke up at 3 am thinking it was Monday and feeling bummed because my local gluten free bakery is closed on Mondays and I wanted a cupcake SO BAD 🧁😭😂 glad I was mistaken 😋Also why are we up so early?! Good morning ☀️

@rockyknowsbest Hey- if I had some pesos... or yen... or rubles.... I'd spend them on tickets too.

TAKE MY AMERICAN DOLLARS.

@ReOpenChris That has got to be AI

🚨Byron Donalds says insider trading should ABSOLUTELY BE ALLOWED for members of Congress. Says the salary he gets just doesn’t cut it and he deserves to drive a Bentley and vacation in Aspen!

@blockhim2026 "Connected via Web" = better than 50/50 they're actually from a bot farm in Africa or the subcontinent

Kind of amazing to say this then share a picture where I look really hot

@rationalyankee The difference between the Astros and Yankees with the cheating scandal: - Astros saw the rules and said "There's nothing that says we can't go low-tech"... so when the Robbie reminded them the CBA gives them immunity they answered the questions - The Yankees clammed up

Altuve was the face of the 2017 Astros. He sat in that clubhouse every night, watched teammates bang trash cans, won an MVP and a ring off the back of it and said nothing. For years. Not until reporters dragged it into the light. “Innocent” is a word you use for a kid who didn’t know what was happening. Altuve knew. He profited. He stayed quiet. Altuve let the entire sport eat the consequences while he kept the trophies. I don’t think he gets enough criticism for it. He’s still likely to get into the HOF. I don’t think any player, manager or coach from the 2017 Astros should be allowed to even buy a ticket to the HOF, let alone get inducted into it.

@VBInTejas Hoping he misses the game against us.

Packers got fleeced