Rob Kelly

This front three starting a Champions League semi final 😑

@Rick_Hoens Wonderful lie, a complete fabrication from start to finish. Well played.

just made a 45 year old man cry in LAX because i was stationary looking at my phone and he walked into me and then told me to “watch where the fuck i was going dickhead” and i said “jesus buddy you need a xanax? fuck off” and then he circled back and said “say something to my face then” (i had) so i responded with “ahh i see that wedding ring tan - must be recent sounds like she was the winner in that one”

Arsenal needs an in-house meeting about its use of social media. It creates drama out of nothing, generates ‘must win’ tension, and asks the fans to bring energy whilst the players don’t. It’s creating a disconnect between fans and team, when they want it to do the opposite.

@SkyFootball Who on earth wrote this caption

A chaotic contest sees Coventry's Jack Rudoni wipe out the impact of a controversial penalty as the Sky Blues leap one step closer to Premier League promotion! 🔥

@davidyelland @ManCity Remarkable to try to sell yourselves as outsiders. I know you love a bit of spin, but what a disingenuous take.

Just sent this ridiculous Martin Samuel grab to the @ManCity exec with the note: "He's a smart journalist, they write this stuff because I would estimate the Sunday Times has between 10 and 20 times as many Arsenal fan readers as us. They include the vast majority of the London advertising market demographic. We are outsiders, we will always be, see you at Wembley."

@Carra23 Another disingenuous comment, how can you claim to speak for what "most" people think? The narrative you've been perpetuating all season is a lot more boring than anything Arsenal have done. They've scored the most goals and won the most games. What's everyone else been doing?

I’m well aware a lot of people don’t like to see Liverpool win, but most of them admired the football they played which is completely different to how they feel about Arsenal. I’m also very much in touch with how fans think, I’m one of the few pundits still on X!

The world might have moved on from this Tottenham classic but I didn’t!

@Arsenal Cc @FootballCliches

THAT'S THAT! Gyokeres bullies his way through before curling with absolute aplomb ❤️ ⚪️ 1-4 🔴 (90+5)

@footballontnt The sheer number of mistakes TNT make on social is incredible. Any quality control, ever?

@GoonerHillsy It’s very obviously for tourists and those who may only go to a PL game once. And there’s nothing really wrong with that. It’s not for me, but seems like a straw man argument that gets posted on here every few months.

Loads of talk about half and halfs this morning. Is there any circumstances where it’s acceptable to buy one? Is there any further circumstances where it’s acceptable to buy one and wear it? 🤷🏻

@greateranglia @dmscriven It’s an absolute disgrace. David could have been hurt.

@dmscriven Hi David. This has been reported to the relevant teams. Thanks for letting us know. - Georgie

@greateranglia Why have you not gritted your platforms at Hockley Station just seen two people fall over. So dangerous next to the line

Anyone else shouted ‘Oh f*ck off’ at Don Goodman on co-commentary about 15 times so far this game? Or just me?! #BOUARS

@CDEccleshare And particularly when examining the relative strength of the opposition for both clubs during that time.

Zero-point swing between Arsenal and City in the eight games since the Nov international break. Quite interesting given all the angst and conclusions that have been drawn in that time, when the reality is it’s as you were

@David_Ornstein @TheAthleticFC Rejected them then

🚨 Chelsea decide against pursuing Antoine Semenyo. #CFC made initial enquiry but not planning to go further. Confidence in depth + quality of existing options - will continue to look at attacking in signing in 2026 & reward leading players @TheAthleticFC nytimes.com/athletic/69150…

@Danny_McMoomins Always cry at that bit in Love Actually where Emma Thompson finds the necklace, meaning that poor Alan Rickman can't have his affair with the nice lady who works in his office and has to stay married to horrible Emma Thompson.

@RichSCawley @MalachiObrey Have some dignity, I beg.

@MalachiObrey Hi Malachi. Are you able to follow me back so that I can send you a DM please?

@LiamVolos @FootballManager What a normal response from you.

@RobKelly2 @FootballManager So fuck off and quit your bitching. Or do we have to read you say this on every post all year, all decade, forever?

Complete the sentence ✍️ The team I’m managing in #FM26 is…

@jagitay_am59043 @gunnerblog @TheAthleticFC He was on it.

@gunnerblog @TheAthleticFC But why was wrighty not in the tifo next time thinks about him also

“There is a huge collection of fans who made this happen. It’s almost indescribable, the feeling of being part of something like that.” The making of Arsenal's #NLD tifo 🔥 - via Germany, Hale End & Saturday's secret dress rehearsal. @TheAthleticFC 🔴⚪️ nytimes.com/athletic/68364…