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@PeterSchiff He’s not a master negotiator. He’s the President of the US. I could get people to do what I wanted if I was POTUS, it’s not fucking rocket science.

Trump used Truth Social to dramatically escalate the war on Saturday, only to do a complete 180 just before the stock market opened on Monday. Is this Trump being a master negotiator, market manipulation, or just an indication that the President has no idea what he is doing?

@saxena_puru @SECGov What are they going to do? This has been happening for years. Nobody can take Trump on whilst he is in office, especially not the SEC.

The @SECGov needs to investigate this and take action

@blackburnrovers @_ElliottJackson We play better away from home so maybe they are trying to recreate that atmosphere 👀

🎟️ West Brom have sold out the Darwen End for Easter Monday's crucial six-pointer The Baggies will be backed by 7,396 in the away end 🏟️ #Rovers

@jasongoepfert It’s almost like someone is manipulating it🤷🏻‍♂️

A day after the heaviest down volume in NYSE history, we get the heaviest up volume. Totally normal market.

@zerohedge To do what exactly? A few marines are going to take Iran are they? 😂

*US MARINES SLATED TO ARRIVE IN MIDEAST FRIDAY: WSJ just as Trump's 5-day extension expires

Let me explain what just happened 👇 5 minutes before the President announced a halt to attacks on Iran… someone placed a $1.5 BILLION bet on stocks going up and dumped $192 million in oil. 5 minutes… These trades were 4 to 6 times larger than anything else in the entire market. Whoever did this wasn’t guessing. You don’t risk $1.5 billion on a hunch. There was zero public indication this announcement was coming. No leaks. No press. Nothing. The only people who knew were in the room when the decision was made. Someone in that room picked up a phone. And within minutes they made more money than most Americans will earn in a thousand lifetimes. In a single trade. On a war that cost you $4+ a gallon gas and $16 billion in tax dollars. American citizens funded this war. Politicians are profiting from it. This is not the first time. Every major announcement from this administration has had massive suspicious trades right before it dropped. Tariff reversals. Policy shifts. War decisions. This is the most blatant insider trading operation in the history of American politics. It’s not even close. And it’s happening over and over in broad daylight. You would go to federal prison for trading on a tip from your cousin. These people are front running war decisions with billion dollar bets and nobody will ever ask a single question. Nobody will be investigated. Nobody will be charged. By tomorrow this will be buried under the next satisfying headline. Just like last time. And the time before that. The game is rigged. And they’re not even trying to hide it anymore…

@Dominos_UK Donald Trump talking

tell a sad story in 3 words

@KobeissiLetter The Iranian President has no power. It’s more or less a ceremonial role.

BREAKING: Pakistan is positioning itself as the "lead mediator" between the US and Iran amid peace talk discussions, per FT. Details include: 1. Pakistan is using its ties to Iran and "warm relationship" with President Trump 2. Pakistan has pitched Islamabad as venue for talks in the coming days involving senior figures from the Trump administration and Iran 3. Pakistan's Army chief Asim Munir spoke with Trump on Sunday 4. Pakistan's Prime Minister held talks with Iranian President Pezeshkian on Monday The conversation between the Pakistani and Iranian leaders reportedly came at around the same time President Trump posted on a potential peace deal this morning.

@zerohedge Stop this shit. You are part of the problem.

IRAN AGREES TO 5-YEAR FREEZE ON MISSILE PROGRAM - ISRAEL'S CHANNEL 12

@zerohedge Meanwhile….

*TRUMP: REITERATES TALKS BETWEEN IRAN, US *TRUMP: IRAN WANTS TO SETTLE, WE'LL GET IT DONE, I HOPE *TRUMP: VERY GOOD DISCUSSIONS WITH IRAN *TRUMP: THIS TIME, IRAN MEANS BUSINESS

Iran are literally trolling him 😂 news.sky.com/story/iran-war…

@DeItaone He won’t say who “they” are and he also hopes that “they” won’t be killed before a deal can be made. 😂

TRUMP: THEY WANT TO SETTLE

@AxeQuestions @dougboneparth For this to be true, you have to believe Trump is not a pathological liar.

@dougboneparth Iran in public: Death to America. No deals. We shall be victorious! Iran in private: Please daddy Trump, make it stop. We love your Apprentice show.

Trump: We are having great talks with Iran. Iran: We are not having any talks. Dow +600

President Trump provides an update on negotiations with Iran. "They want very much to make a deal. We'd like to make a deal, too." - President Donald J. Trump 🇺🇸

@JonathanPieNews So many people getting angry about a religion they haven’t had any interest in for decades.

Here are some Easter eggs from the 1980's with no mention of Easter on the packaging. My personal favourite was the Lion Bar one. Can we all move on from this now please?

@alifarhat79 Exactly what I was thinking. He’s so transparent. You know like when a child is lying 😂

REPORTER: Who is Steve Witkoff speaking with in Iran? TRUMP: A top person REPORTER: Who is it? TRUMP: I can't. I don't want them to be killed. Who would want him killed? Oh wait never mind

So he’s talking to an unnamed person who isn’t the supreme leader. He also hopes this person doesn’t get killed. So basically what he is saying is, if the Iranians don’t give up, he’ll say this person they were talking to has been killed and it’ll all kick off again 😂

@financialjuice Only what is left of MAGA actually believe this shit.

Trump on Iran: They have agreed to no nuclear weapons

The manipulator in chief

@RoversXtra Probably needs two wins and a couple of draws to be sure

Michael O’Neill's record as Rovers head coach: ◉ 8 matches ◉ 3 wins ◉ 2 draws ◉ 3 losses ◉ 9 goals What do you make of his tenure so far? 💬 🍀👏