Robbie Schroeder

I filmed and released my comedy special. youtu.be/K3hzpcFYsQM?si…

@katelyn_mary It is possible. 🙏🙏🙏⭐️

Can someone give me $100,000

I kissed someone last night, and now I don’t think I’ll hear from them again. It’s a mystery.

Damn bruh tf?

There’s something to be said about complete existential dread.

I’ve gotta come into my own as a comedian eventually.

@iamnottomgreen I would need ointment if I went on the show.

@RobWSchroeder Is that some sort of ointment?

I applied to be on a reality show.

In 2005, the "Andy Milonakis Show" premiered on MTV airing for 3 seasons

I’m ready to embrace the universe with open arms

i think i just made my last beat of the year !! Ended at 1028, the highest I will EVER acheive. Thank You Everyone!

Open mics are the soul of comedy. If I ever stopped doing open mics.. I wouldn’t be a comedian.

I’m getting married to a bot (again).

Happy new fear.

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Ruining my Spotify algorithm because I’ve been listening to Rent.

Still looking to see if I can get more sad than I already am.