Robert Wiesenberg

@StefanieJewett Whole family watching like:

i can’t believe this needs to be said but if ur bit by a snake PLEASE don’t bring the snake to the ER with u

the best sandwiches cost $11 dollars. as they get cheaper they become nasty, as they get more expensive they become foolish

@amriksahni @GolfDigest 😭 Now I know what Santa’s getting you this year

Tag someone who has this costume on every time they get to the golf course. 😂

@amriksahni @StefanieJewett Only if I give her permission

why is there no furniture store called Ottoman Empire

need

As a doctor, it is my professional opinion that everyone online should follow at least 3 dogs, 2 cats, 1 gator, 1 capybara, 1 whale, and a raccoon meme page (for ur mental health)

To everyone who wrote “stay cool” in my middle school year book…I have some devastating news

he protec, he attac, he go to the market and barter for snaccs twitter.com/theworldofdog/…

This is Meatball. He's going home for the very first time. So excited to have a human of his own. Thinking about what he's going to call you. Maybe Bob. 12/10

My favourite kid I ever taught when I was a swim teacher was this little 4-year-old Italian boy. One time he sneezed and nobody said anything so he just went “what? No bless yous for Giacomo?”

Oh you’re a lawyer? Name all the laws. I’ll wait.

NATHAN CHEN IS AN OLYMPIC CHAMPION!!!!!

@amriksahni @Delta Final bid was $6.9k 🤑

@Delta Help! Bag left behind by you in ATL & the flight the bag was supposed to arrive on is now canceled. No updates online + been on hold for 2+ hours. I am stuck in Chicago with 1 set of Atlanta clothes for the next 4 days below freezing.