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@DonsBombers @Restrictfootage It’s a real affliction 😆

@Rob_Melbo @Restrictfootage 😂🤦🏼‍♀️

Men 😂 😂 😂

Perfectly put. Trump far and away the worst - a pathetic, fat, weak old man who thinks he’s a tough guy.

Which Movie introduced you to Keanu Reeves? 🎬

@unodaruno Yeah that didn’t happen.

@Rob_Melbo You deserved it. Wishing death on Brad Scott is way too far

This has been in place for more than three years, because this pathetic club decided criticism was offensive. THIS is Essendon. A weak, fragile, uninspired JOKE.

@PaulZauch And last year it was Zach Merrett, Sam Draper, Charlie Curnow, Nasiah… Have a fucking sob you pathetic little victim.

Ever notice how these “top target” stories always seem disproportionately about non Victorian players? At the moment we’ve Ben King, Zak Bailey, Zak Butters, Logan Morris … The footy media are as partisan as Trades Hall. National competition? Give it a spell.

@codeaflau @DonsBombers

What do you do when ‘your husband’s team is losing by 50 points at half time’? Alexandra Merrett’s answer was clear on Sunday – and the bigger picture message even more so, writes Jon Ralph. OPINION ▶️ bit.ly/48wzreO

@SenatorWong I’m a fan of yours Penny, but you’re wrong here. Opinions on the regime itself are one thing, but this war, and the resulting consequences, are absolutely the fault of the US and Israel.

Iran is deliberately inflicting economic pain on communities worldwide, including the Indo-Pacific, with the costs borne disproportionately by the most vulnerable. Australia joined partners in condemning the Iranian regime’s weaponisation of the Strait of Hormuz.

I joined over 40 countries on a call on the Strait of Hormuz as part of Australia’s support for international efforts to reopen the critical waterway. I thank @YvetteCooperMP for convening the meeting with representatives from every continent, and organisations including @IMOHQ.

I mean he’s not wrong.

@MasonFletcher19 Do what I’m doing - don’t watch it. It is an utterly feeble club from top to bottom. So inept it’s laughable. The entire board of directors, the entire coaching panel need to be ripped root and stem. They are, quite rightly, a joke.

Is there any possible way the bombers can wave the white flag and pack it in this year? Not sure it’s possible to watch 20 more games of this.

@robbierocket7 @Ryandally08 I honestly couldn’t give less of a fuck 😆

@Ryandally08 does anyone really care?

@Batman2242 I mean maybe in the state of delusion. Here in the real world, EVs can be charged from multiple sources.

To the butt dumb EV people Go to rural, any state, and try charging your EV , they use a diesel generator. Without diesel you can’t charge

@Nexuist @DonsBombers 😆

Reacher is a wonderful TV show that asks its audience to ponder how many situations they can think of in which a bunch of skinny dumb fucks think they can beat up what appears to be the human personification of the Ford F-350 SuperDuty

@WhiteHouse So to be clear, you need help, but can’t get it, because the imbecile you call President has unilaterally offended every ally you have. Got it.

“All of those countries that can’t get jet fuel because of the Strait of Hormuz, like the United Kingdom, which refused to get involved in the decapitation of Iran, I have a suggestion for you…” - President Donald J. Trump

@BradKlibansky Martin the only player on that list even worth considering retaining. The contracts for McGrath and Parish are absurd. Both would have reasonable value and could be traded. Merrett absolutely should be on the proviso that fair compensation is received (and no, not to the Hawks)

✍️ What’s next for the Bombers? With Essendon a lock to finish bottom 3 in 2026/2027 & Tassie fast approaching, there will be some big list decisions coming for the Bombers at the end of the season. ⬇️ is a list of their “senior” players (13 of them played last night) and when their current contracts expire. Some 🤔 contracts!! Other than Nic Martin, who will be returning from 2 x ACL’s & Merrett, who will be 31 next season, is there anyone with trade value to help fast track their rebuild 🤷‍♂️ Sam Durham-2032- was already contacted until the end of 2028 & got an additional 4 years Andrew McGrath-2030 Darcy Parish-2029-got a 6 year extension @ the end of 2023 Jordan Ridley- 2029 - was already contracted until the end of 2026 in 2024 & got 3 more years 🤕 Ben McKay -2029 Brayden Fiorini- 2029 Mason Redman- 2028 Jye Caldwell - 2028 Zach Merrett -2027 Nic Martin- 2027 🤕 Kyle Langford -2027 Peter Wright -2027 Xavier Duursma - 2027 Archie Perkins - 2026 Matt Guelfi- 2026 Jade Gresham -2026 Jaxon Prior - 2026 A huge job ahead for Matt Rosa

Brad Scott is a man who has relied on the brilliance of those around him to claim accolades that he didn’t earn. He is a thoroughly practiced loser. Every day he remains in charge is a day that has to be undone.

@AFL You are out of a job. Fuck off. Immediately.

"We're going through a difficult time at the moment, but we'll be fine... there might be some short term pain, but we're willing to endure that." Brad Scott on the message to Essendon fans. #AFLDonsNorth

As a reminder, Andrew Welsh achieved FUCK ALL in his career. I note his success post-football, but he’d want to be very precise over the next few days.

@mattmottram Of course they won’t. Soulless organisation void of any courage.

@Rob_Melbo Can’t see them sacking him now. He’s definitely not the right man for the job!

If Brad Scott is in his role on Tuesday, I’m fucking out.