Robert Adam

Don't ask! Daddy Daughter Party! :-)

@ScarredForLife2 That freaked me out. I preferred the 1980s threats of nuclear destruction tbf

NOSEYBONK was the unofficial star of BBC puzzle show for kids, Jigsaw. Along with Worzel Gummidge, he was intended to be whimsical and charming, but ended up having the opposite effect on a large section of the audience. And look here: there's two of the bloody things!

Anyone else sick of war & poverty & could just do with a nice little holiday which would include a paddle in the sea, cheap chips & ice-cream. Manners & smiles all round? #justsaying

#ItsOnlyCommonCourtesyTo advertise a nice café next to a modern toilet ... if you can make it across the street ...

70 minute wait for the Chinese take-away .. only 30 minutes to hide from famished daughter before she gets shirty as she told me to order earlier .. Bloody Kids eh?

#ItsOnlyCommonCourtesyTo lower the fucking fence you Nazi bastards

#ItsOnlyCommonCourtesyTo sort out Gob shites

#ItsOnlyCommonCourtesyTo give useless stupid pricks a pat on the back

#ItsOnlyCommonCourtesyTo let people know when you blow out a big one.

Busy week. Worked 2 jobs. Took Lillz to Manchester for her 1st gig so we stayed with my Sis (meanwhile me & Sis did bars etc) I felt so old watching everyone queue up for the concert. Made me proud.

@Biffo183 I sliced mine longways ..Twas livin on the edge in the 70s ;0)

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@Biffo183 AAAARRRGGGHHHH! What's the Wurst scenario? ;0)

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#NurturingNovels Bram stroke her Dracular

@InglemanD Cheers Bro. It's just respite but Dads getting lonely. life eh?

@Robadam69 Sorry to hear Nanan's in a care home mate. Sending all best wishes.

Working 2 jobs & having one elderly parent (Mum 86) in a care home & the other (Opa 91) always needing a pint + Lillz has constricted my tweetiblity of late. Sorry Twitter.

#IfIWere30YearsYounger I'd still have banged your mum

Jacob Rees-Mogg went to Eton and then Oxford. More than £500,000 was spent on his education and all he got was a 2:1 in History. All that money to be mediocre, dim is what he is.

@tismenic70 That's a lovely pic Nick. Snazzy-cool with a cherry on top. :)

@IHPower In Yorkshire being a grandparent is just much ado chuffing.

The best bit about becoming a grandparent must be looking at your son/daughter and thinking 'your turn now, let's see how you fucking like it!'

When you lift nothing more than a pen.......

Cape Town doesn't have as many superheroes as I'd expected.