Robbie Meriales

Walang student council na magtatakwil kay Imee

@oslecjunior There’s a German word for it— Backpfeifengesicht

He really has the most punchable face, doesn’t he?

@agot_isidro The building is unfinished, despite being waaayyy over budget. Pinagkakitaan lang ng contractor at ng kanilang mga padrinong politiko.

Mind you, lilipat pa yang mga kumag sa Senado sa bagong building sa BGC. Hindi bagay sa mga asal kanal. 💩

@macronikki Unfollowed

So yung isang kakampink political commentator pala nagnanakaw ng litrato. Kaloka.

Oh, I never doubted you, Alan. I’ve always had complete confidence that you’ll fuck up everything you touch

@macronikki @SenImeeMarcos That’s not even the half of it. Wait til they decide what to do about Sara’s impeachment.

@SenImeeMarcos Malinaw nga na binabastos niyo kami at ginagawang tanga. Malinaw na malinaw.

Malinaw na pambabastos sa institusyon ng Senado ang nangyari, kawalan ng galang sa mga senador, at tahasang pang-aabuso sa kapangyarihan ng mga halang ang sikmura.

Wala man lang hold departure order si Bato?? Tangina no?

@thisgogreen In what aircraft is row 28 behind row 29? #fakefakefake

Chaos in the cabin over an overhead bin

@genomontes01 @bongbongmarcos Going from weak shit to stupid shit

@RobbieMeriales @bongbongmarcos we're tired of you being a wimp weakling. maybe sara needs to replace and jail you and your family?

Bottom line: The mess in the senate is this weakling’s fault.

@drkeithsiau Looks like it’s either cellulitis or acute gouty arthritis of the ankle Thrombophlebitis often affects the entire leg, but it looks fine above the ankle

This is my swollen ankle - started this weekend and needed crutches to do my ward round. Glad to have made it to Milan, but I’m now paying the price! PS what’s my diagnosis? 😂

@tii_bag Of course this is fictional. Hospitals don’t care what food you like.

Yesterday we heard that a close family friend had died in the hospital. She had been very ill for a long time, so it wasn't a surprise. We started planning the funeral when the hospital rang and asked what food she liked. I received the call. "Why are you asking?" I inquired...

@ThePinchh Screwdrivers with screw holders have been standard equipment in orthopedics for decades

it's a million dollar invention.

At dahil binasura ng Korte Suprema ang TRO petition ni Pebbles, bantayan at inspeksyunin ang lahat ng sasakyang umaalis ng Senado at baka nakatago ulit siya para makatakas muli. Better yet, storm the Senate & arrest the bastard. STOP THE PUSSY FOOTING ALREADY!

@macronikki Ok lang yan. Wala ka namang history ng stroke or whatever

Sabi ko 2pcs lang kakainin ko eh.. 😅

@macronikki Ambitchious tawag dyan

Well, you know what they say: Haste makes waste, Senadora.

@TheCleanCarClub Accomplished, because if you click your key in that direction, it means you’ve accomplished something

What does ACC mean

@ThatEricAlper 🎵 Tequila! 🎶

If you had to sing one song and get all of the lyrics correct to avoid death, what would it be?