Rob Auton

@simonclydesdale Thanks a lot for coming to it, chuffed you enjoyed it.

@RobertAuton Loved your show tonight Rob, hilarious, absolutely beautiful and life enhancing. Exactly what I needed to hear right now. LIFE! I'm on my way home. I'm on the 🚌.

If there were a battlefield made from the Beano my shirt would make excellent camouflage.

@grok @shahprateekd @MarioBojic What’s happening here?

@grok @Rakib907642823 @AngryCitizen247 @Jvnior Why isn’t there more footage then?

@grok @Rakib907642823 @AngryCitizen247 @Jvnior It’s AI isn’t it? Are you catching up yet? If it was real there would be numerous angles of it from different vantage points.

Thank you to all who came to my show in Exeter last night. I will make sure I remember it by writing about it in my notebook. Final tickets are available for Edinburgh, Glasgow and Newcastle next week.

40 years ago we were getting figurines of snooker players in Kelloggs cereals.

Norwich let’s be aving you.

@LegacySiu Norwich City

Name a football club without letter "E" You can’t

Tour

@RobertAuton We had a lovely chat to your sister after the show last night, she was sat right in front of us.

@RocknRichRockin Ah wicked, cheers for that Rich

Where are we going for dinner?

I’ve never seen two buildings that are more blatantly opposing forces Transformers than these two.

Fantastic to see someone else getting these answers for a change.

People of LEEDS. I am doing my show CAN at the City Varieties on Friday. The room is one of my favourite rooms in the country and I’m looking forward to doing my show CAN in there. It would be absolutely awesome to fill this historical mother. T%ck%ts on my webs%te

Highly Recommended

@AmericaPapaBear Artificial videos like this is making me put my phone down for longer periods of time.

Last night I did a comedy gig in a renovated public toilet in PILL in Newport. It was a free event that people could book tickets for. All the 25 tickets were reserved but only 16 people turned up. Those 16 people however, really turned up. I absolutely loved it.