Rob Auton

🔔London shows added🔔 I am doing five nights of my show CAN at Soho Theatre in London May 26th-30th. These will be my final shows of CAN. Last tickets are available here #performances" target="_blank" rel="nofollow noopener">sohotheatre.com/events/rob-aut…

Imagine being a time traveller in BATH, you’re desperate to find a phone box and all you can is these

Next Tuesday, 21st April- I am doing a work in progress of my new show ‘Jupiter’ in London at the Bill Murray comedy club in Angel. Wednesday 22nd I am going to FOLKESTONE to do it at the Quarterhouse. Would be great to see you if you fancy it? All WIP dates are on my website. 🤝

What a picture. Imagine finishing a journey and your transport looking like that. It would occur to ONE that ONE had been through something of epic proportions.

@KateNicolson @The_Lowry Thanks a lot for coming to it Kate 👍

@RobertAuton 🥰🥰🥰🥰 Nice one on getting standing ovation @The_Lowry tonight 😁 that was amazin - I feel a glow with life, I got goosebumps at one point. Truely inpirational - like a deadlift to my soul 💪! You are a heartwarming philosopher. Thank you for driving the bus to joy

The Artemis II crew has broken the record for furthest distance from Earth ever travelled by humans.

A well lit bucket

Lettering thieves are really into white type at the moment. If your business has white logo please be extra vigilant.

Witham train station haven’t put their clocks forward. Is this station the oven of the country?

This goose asked me to take its photo.

@Nordlebash @Scroobiuspipyo Nice ooone, cheers Spaceman

Finally got roon tae getting my @RobertAuton and @Scroobiuspipyo pictures framed. At the framer's every month these days. Drap aff every time I pick up.

@simonclydesdale Thanks a lot for coming to it, chuffed you enjoyed it.

@RobertAuton Loved your show tonight Rob, hilarious, absolutely beautiful and life enhancing. Exactly what I needed to hear right now. LIFE! I'm on my way home. I'm on the 🚌.

If there were a battlefield made from the Beano my shirt would make excellent camouflage.

@grok @shahprateekd @MarioBojic What’s happening here?

@grok @Rakib907642823 @AngryCitizen247 @Jvnior Why isn’t there more footage then?

@grok @Rakib907642823 @AngryCitizen247 @Jvnior It’s AI isn’t it? Are you catching up yet? If it was real there would be numerous angles of it from different vantage points.