Robert Punchur

Rest in peace OJ Simpson and rest in pieces his ex wife 🙏

Very Good Comedy Show Sat 10th Dec 8pm Parkway Theatre & Lounge #Pennsylvania #UScomedy @VeryGoodComedyS LINE-UP Jus Janell Al Boogie Carlos Garcia Gabe Marshall Tony Montanna @AutisticComicTJ @RobertPunchur TIX jokepit.com/comedy-in/othe… FIND THE BEST COMEDY ON #JOKEPIT

Very Good Comedy Show Sat 10th Dec 8pm 644 Broadway Ave, McKees Rocks #PA @VeryGoodComedyS Line-Up Jus Janell Al Boogie Carlos Garcia Gabe Marshall Tony Montanna @AutisticComicTJ @RobertPunchur 🔥COMEDY TICKETS & INFO🎟 jokepit.com/comedy-in/othe…

Very Good Comedy Show Wed 30th Nov 7pm St Mark's Place #NewYork #UScomedy @VeryGoodComedyS LINE-UP @KittenReynolds Danny Carabono @AlexCarabano @aricgrooms Macy Kwok Daniela Mora @RobertPunchur +Others TIX jokepit.com/comedy-in/othe… FIND THE BEST COMEDY ON #JOKEPIT

This was the most recent #twitpost when I posted it but now its old news and I knew that before I twittered it. Whoa.

I'm willing to bet that gambling is a sin.

Why is it called taking a shit when we're literally giving them away to the flush lords?

Dr. Fart Johnson M.D.

Lead is matter. Hard matter. It can hurt. #BlueLivesMatter

Even when they're not popular #BlackLivesMatter

Very Good Comedy Show Sun 23rd Oct 6pm 12 Saint Marks Place #NewYork #UScomedy @VeryGoodComedyS LINE-UP: @aricgrooms @RobertPunchur @AllanFuks John Bennett DC Williams Zach Pickett @helainewitt Laura Bolivar 🔥COMEDY TICKETS🎟 jokepit.com/comedy-in/othe… #JOKEPIT THE HAPPY PLACE

Come play trivia at 8pm! @GregSilber hosts live trivia in person at @AlligatorLounge @GrantDeArmitt hosts live trivia in person at @seawitchnyc ! @robertpunchur hosts live trivia in person at @abilenebarbk ! Adam hosts the Streaming Home Game at twitch.tv/TrivialDispute

BREAKING NEWS: The National Guard announces that two of Trump’s January 6 insurrectionists are STILL serving in the National Guard because they’re being protected by the Winsconsin and Virginia state Guards, which refuse to expel them. RT IF YOU THINK THAT THEY MUST BE EXPELLED!

“Comedy Backstory: A Half Hour with Robert Punchur“ with @dantamayomgmt. Feb 27, 2022 at 7:00 PM on @clubhouse! clubhouse.com/event/xVLEB4el…

youtu.be/StCS4KdJ018 Done did it

My pronouns are "he he he" because I think that's silly.

I like macaroni.

I need a career more lucrative than comedy. Considering becoming a part-time NFT.

My good friend and genius comic @RobertPunchur just released his first comedy special, "Tenure", celebrating ten years of warming hearts and making people laugh. Check it out. It's really excellent. Better than some I've watched on Netflix. youtube.com/watch?v=StCS4K…