Robert Reboot

@Avabelly__ A confused person

Honest replies only 😁??

@BhattiLaib9960 You mean every reason

@gedamtekle Lol, crypto is meant peer to peer. Not Visa/Mastercard version on Blockchain

If I had $5,000 to invest... I wouldn't buy Bitcoin. I wouldn't put it in a 401k. I wouldn't touch real estate. I'd buy 10 of these little machines & let them collect fees forever. Here's exactly how it works:

@luxemiaa If he asks you if you want snacks that means he wants to buy you snacks. If not just say you'll get it but leave straight for home instead

Went on a date to the movies and this man asked me if I wanted snacks. I said yes I'll have popcorn with jalapeños. He said oh you want me to buy your popcorn. I just looked at him for a second. You asked me if I wanted snacks. I told you what snack I wanted. And now we're here. I said oh you don't want to buy it? That's fine I'll get it myself. And I did. I bought my own popcorn with jalapeños and did not think about him for the rest of that interaction. I need someone to explain to me how we got here as a society. You asked. I answered. That's how the snack question works. You don't ask someone if they want something and then act surprised when they say yes. That's not a trick question I'm supposed to dodge. You opened that door. I genuinely don't know what answer he was looking for. Was I supposed to........

@ksc4273 It's the only thing you can wake up my (Thai) wife for!

Can't turn a corner in Thailand this time of the year for Durian The fruit that is that smelly, to some folk, that its banned from hotels, taxis etc I don't think it smells bad but strangely after being here years I've still never tasted the stuff 🇹🇭

@iaaiert Too much. Tv not needed. Dumbbells not needed. Use your own body weight.

Men, be brutaly honest. Is this enough?

Everyone thinks altseason is dead But the data is SCREAMING the opposite Back in September 2025, I told you to sell your alts All indicators were screaming altseason was cancelled Nobody believed me. 215 days later - here we are. Every target hit. Now, while everyone's still mourning altseason, something massive is loading. I'm telling you this while alts are still cheap: ➮ $ETH - cheap ➮ $SOL - cheap ➮ $BNB - cheap And here's exactly what's going to happen: You'll do nothing now. You'll ignore this post. Then alts will pump 40-60% and THAT'S when you'll start buying. Like clockwork. This is NOT random! The manipulators have been running the same playbook since 2017. Year after year. Cycle after cycle. Flawless. The worst part? You don't even realize you've been feeding this machine all these years. Let me break the pattern down for you: Stage 1: FEAR They convince you that: ➮ $BTC is dead ➮ Alts are dead ➮ Crypto is dead You either sell in panic, or do nothing Either way - you LOSE. Here's the secret: that's exactly where alts are right now. Stage 2: BOOM The market starts pumping. But you're still on the sidelines. "It's just another fake rally." "Give it time, we'll go lower." The pump keeps going. And you start to doubt yourself. That's the moment the system hooks you. Stage 3: BULLISH NEWS Now your greed meter sits at 80-90%. That's exactly when the bullish news machine kicks in: ➮ "Bitcoin ETFs just absorbed 9x more BTC than miners produced in a single week." ➮ "White House signs new executive order to fast-track crypto adoption." ➮ "ETH just shipped its biggest scaling upgrade since The Merge." You rush in to buy. But it's too late. The manipulator already started cashing out - ON YOU! I've been watching this pattern for years It works the same way every single time Only the ones who read it walk away with the money That's why I built a system that profits on every single stage of it. I could hand you the exact framework I use But most of you aren't ready to learn So prove me wrong 1,000 likes + 300 RTs and I'm dropping it Follow me with NOTIFS ON so you don't miss it.

@MasterMyBudget @brite_ii @SimonDixonTwitt Turn off your tv. Btc in self custody and move country

Okay, I might agree with you there, but can you tell your so called "elite" friends to STOP trying to un alive all the people of the world? How can we as people help in this plight to be #1 in all this stuff if "they" are sending COVID mRNA Vaxxes and spraying chemicals overhead... I could go on and on.

You’ve called it all along @SimonDixonTwitt . The greatest transfer of wealth in history.

@astronomer_zero Bank holiday London afaik

$btc shorts Releasing the last part I added in B/E for now. Keeping the original part of the shorts. But extra emphasis on positioning slowly as this trade will take a while. The good part: it's for a big move. 2 hours ago entered and we had the reaction but so far just seeing some local ranging. No response or follow through during London session. I didn't consider we had 2 red Mondays last week and red triplets are rare. I'm confident the short will play out, 74.1k is coming, but it might march through a green Monday sequence first or at the very least New York wanting the highs which was the alternative signature of the order flow i.e. where those later shorts get squeezed now. I'm still positioned relatively low size, so I'm still looking to not partial too often to turn it into a solid win, but would like to see where Monday leads first, if it turns into trending momentum and a Tuesday or Wed reversal. So again, still holding the base position, but releasing the portion I added 2 hours ago for now as we range further and see the latter half of Monday. At the same time, with the current weekly mechanics, also watching those shorts still very carefully. Optimizing the entry as we track their behavior and countertrading the market optimally. So, in short, interested in shorts and shorts only until clearing the low, building institutionally slow in this short. Invalidation is still further push with uptrend validation of those shorts thereafter. But adding them very slowly is key. We're hunting weekend liquidity. Institutions do that through slow positioning so we do the same. My apologies for a bit of button pressing here with the secind entry being a b/e exit for now. But I think this message makes my slow positioning even more clear, until 74.1k comes. The MM's don't show their hand yet, which is why not to go heavy yet. But with 3 magnets below, it's not smart to remain unpositioned either. Simply sitting in the sweet spot of the base position so far until Monday MM's show some clarity. I will be with you sailing through these shorts the proper institutional way until the finish line or invalidation, both called live. I promise 74.1k is coming ultimately. But for an institutional move like this, I choose to not underestimate the squeeze and go through it surgically. Will be adding again soon.

@ASX__Trader Can't find it

Hi everyone, as promised, I’ve put together a full report inside the FREE section of our academy. Link below. I originally tried to fit this into a social media post… but honestly there’s too much data, too many charts, and too many historical parallels to explain properly in a few paragraphs without oversimplifying it. You may have also seen my recent article doing the rounds in the papers today discussing the possibility of a looming recession. That article only scratched the surface. Inside this report, I break down why I believe the current macro environment is starting to resemble historical stagflationary periods using an abundance of data, historical comparisons, and intermarket analysis. And as promised, if we do move into that kind of environment: what assets historically performed well? what sectors benefited? and which ASX companies could potentially thrive during that phase? I also touch on: Some of the data similarities are honestly fascinating. Couldn’t fit it all into a social post without massively oversimplifying it. It’s completely free to check out. Link below in comments 👇

@CynicalPublius Brainwashed American

OK, for those of you who are not NFL fans, please allow me to identify the folks involved here: 1. Jaxson Dart is the second year quarterback of the New York Football Giants. He is from Utah, graduated from Ole Miss, and is a member of the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints. Yesterday he introduced President Trump at a political rally in New York, not too far from New York City. 2. Abdul Carter is a second year edge rusher for the New York Football Giants. He is from Philadelphia and graduated from Penn State. He is a devout Muslim who prays to Allah on the field before games, and is extremely open about his faith in and out of the locker room. When Carter saw that his teammate had the temerity to accept the honor of introducing President Trump, he ripped him on X. 3. Both Carter and Dart were 1st Round draft picks last year, and both had strong rookie seasons. Giants’ ownership and management hopefully consider them to be the cornerstones of a team-wide revival to be led by new head coach John Harbaugh (a Super Bowl winner with the Baltimore Ravens and also someone who is not afraid to meet with President Trump). (That optimism exists even though Carter could not stay awake in team meetings last season.) So with that background in mind, I have this to say to Abdul Carter: Muslim terrorists destroyed a large swathe of New York City in the name of Allah, yet you are accepted on your team and in NYC, and no one challenges your beliefs or your right to express them. So how about you shut the fudge up, focus on learning how to sack the QB at the NFL level, learn how to stay awake in team meetings, and stop tearing your team apart when your teammate is given the honor of introducing the President of the United States of America? This is a free country. You are free to worship a deity that enslaves women, and Dart is free to say hello to the President. How about you just accept that, Abdul? Deal?

@otokyo Call snake farm

As the man of the house, what’s your next move…

@MetamateDaz They do, don't tell you and most of it is wasted. You can't fix stupid

I genuinely don't understand people like Bezos and Musk. If I had billions of dollars, I would just start fixing everything. Homeless veterans sleeping on the streets? Not on my watch. Hungry children going to bed with empty stomachs? Hell no. They could be making life better but instead choose to build spaceships and data centers to pump stocks and destroy the planet

@MulletFarm Just bought another 5.

It's a bizarre fruit. Basically pineapple cream cheese at 10 times the price. Requires more water per tree per day than an average household.

@emmyspartan @MarioNawfal Africa bad, Nigeria bad, black people bad. Crime bad. Black people involved. Nigeria people involved. Africa involved.

@MarioNawfal Any black African that commits crime is now Nigerian???? Fuck all y’all!!!!!! I can bet they didn’t see any passports or documentation to verify if they’re indeed Nigerians. If they lie to scam people they can aswell lie about their Nationality…

🇹🇭 Thai police arrested six Nigerians running a romance scam ring built on AI-generated faces and fake video calls. They posed as pilots, doctors, and engineers, targeting Thai women, and claimed a package was stuck in customs requiring a transfer fee.

@CNviolations I'm done with tipping. Apparently it's never enough.

Thoughts?

@hashjenni Politician of course. Not a parody

I need a job where I can make six figures but I have no skills and I’m not very bright. What field is this?

@CleansedTweets I would rather do a Thai lady boy than an Indian prostitute!

There's is Indian uproar on X over Thailand reducing the tourist visa stay for #Indians from 60 days to just 15 days. But calling Thais racist is neither fair nor true. Why this happened 👇 - Extremely loud (beyond a joke loud) - Lack of personal space, pushing - Treating hotel staff like servants - Hygiene issues in shared spaces - Lack of cultural adaptation - Inappropriate behaviour towards women 👀 - Pack (group mentality) Massive groups of men - Littering (dropping trash) - Stealing hotel amenities - Urinating on beaches - Indian prostitutes now seen in Bangkok/Pattaya - Disregard for queues / lines - Lack of deodorant usage (sorry but its true) - Working illegally. This is evident in most tourist hotspots. - Generally rude - Tight, the perception is Indians don't spend money All of these issues above have spiraled to a point now where other nationalities are avoiding certain Thai tourist towns and resorts that are heavily dominated by Indians tourists. Sort it out guys. Its pretty bad out there. Nothing to do with racism. Even Expats Indians in Bangkok having been having this conversation for over two years now and they all agree, by and large the behaviour of many Indian tourists is extremely poor. #India #IndianTourists

@thaivisacentre I paid 350 euro for DTV workcation. Documents all in order but still denied because in an interview they said it's not my main reason. WTF!

Thailand visa exemption is going back to 30 days. Planning a long-term stay? Thai Visa Centre can help you apply for the DTV and review your documents before submission.

@Vivek4real_ They want cheap Bitcoin

MICHAEL SAYLOR IS BUYING, COUNTRIES ARE BUYING, BLACKROCK IS BUYING, AND BANKS ARE BUYING THEN WHY DOES BITCOIN PRICE KEEP FALLING?? 👀