Kill Rob King Slug 👑

The latest comedy movement was a psyop so the masses wouldn’t take anything going on right now seriously

Keeping an eye on you

necrophiliac: dead ass? 👀

@nikkibee_bonk At Fish fry Wednesday we drink pink. 💕

a pink squirrel & some haddock count me in 💗

@nikkibee_bonk This reminds me of my lord and savior.

my soup has eyes

@YungGiamatti Same. They call me Ex-Lax.

@Roberts95K Love it when shit goes quick

I'm at the post office in the middle of the day and everyone in front of me has shipped a package before

@nikkibee_bonk Breaking News: Court ruling states slaw is the law.

✨ coleslaw lunch ✨

@MJCflipdascript @kevin_nealon This is just my face man. I’m not special.

@Roberts95K @kevin_nealon Dude you gotta save some for the special

The Roast of Conan O'Brien. Netflix do it

The future is here

Jack Quad has reportedly grown to 164ft and is attacking a small fishing village in Japan. (via: TMZ)

Happy national “extra damaged negation” consumable day!

@nikkibee_bonk You look hot 🥵

had a proper weekend ✨

@nikkibee_bonk If Shrek 2 isn’t your favorite Shrek, I don’t trust you.

thinking about shrek 2

It’s all goo

@nikkibee_bonk Adele ain’t got nothing on me

hey friends make sure to lubricate your throat

Calm before the storm

RIP my tio he got hit by a chalupa

@nikkibee_bonk Looks like root beer

makes me want a root beer real bad