Rob Watson

@DailyMail Wonderful news. First of many hopefully

Millionaire US big game hunter, 75, is trampled to death by five elephants while hunting antelope in central Africa trib.al/51Jpu84

@AlboMP Sadly for us you aren’t the leader the country needs

My Address to the Nation.

@LawyerAdamHouda Magnificent

Australia's Rodney King moment. I still can't believe my fkn eyes. Please, if you know this young man, tell him to get into contact with me immediately #auspol #FreePalestine #HerzogNotWelcome

@FranMooMoo How the fuck did we vote them in 🤷‍♂️

What a train wreck interview for Richard Marles while a heckler serves him up some hard truths. "You and your government are an absolute discrace! You the Prime Minister, Penny Wong". Shout out to all the aussies that have been giving politicians a piece of their mind since the Bondi attack. Looks like Australia is uniting after all, but not the way the government would like.

@ILikeMemesAndP1 Old Australia unfortunately

This man is Australia #bondi

@ICC Sadly since Kohli left India doesn’t have the intestinal fortitude to play test cricket

𝐈𝐭'𝐬 𝐬𝐭𝐫𝐢𝐜𝐭𝐥𝐲 𝐛𝐮𝐬𝐢𝐧𝐞𝐬𝐬 😎 Temba Bavuma continues to lead the Proteas to greater heights in Test cricket 📈 More on their #INDvSA series win in #WTC27 📲 icc-cricket.com/news/proteas-m…

@NicNegrepontis Isn’t next years draft even more compromised with the Tassie draft concessions?

That's a bloody good trade from Hawthorn... moving back 1 spot and maybe getting pick 23ish next year for it.

@Joel_West12 Fuck up idiot

Myles has backed 7 horses in the Bendigo cup and is carrying on like a fucking cocksucker on Sen track for backing the $5 winner. Give it a rest #racing

@DrDi4Greystanes 🥜

All the best to our HSC students starting their exams today - I hope you do your best! Remember, exam results don't define who we are or who we become - you've got this!!!

@NBCSports The Doctor

Who comes to mind?

@abcsport @DHughesy Kettle black

'What is it with entitled English wankers!' Aussie comedian Dave Hughes took to socials to share his altercation with an English fan during the Jordan Thompson match. Must be an Ashes year, things are getting chirpy already. 📷 Courtesy: @dhughesy

@tabcomau Apache Cat

Everyone has that horse they have a soft spot for… Who’s yours? 🏇

@ausstockchick Very very rarely

My waiter last night was from the Gen Z demographic. When bringing out the card machine to pay, he hinted at a tip. I declined the tip on the machine. Immediately his face dropped and he said “was everything ok with the service?” Does any one tip in Australia? #ausbiz

@Sauronlordking Good fucking luck

Surly this crosses the fucking line.

@AFL @CalTwomey Slow news day? 🙄

Welcome to Club 2030 👋 @CalTwomey has made a team from players contracted until 2030 or beyond: afl.com.au/news/1265370

@theheraldsun So @AFL will be allow him to attend matches again?

A footy fan accused of throwing a water bottle at a goal umpire during a match at Marvel Stadium has no case to answer, with all charges struck out. > bit.ly/3PE0paJ

@tabcomau Roscoe Tanner

Name a tennis player we haven’t heard of in a while 👇🎾 #AusOpen

@tabcomau @SkyRacingAU @mmsnippets @GCTurfClub Until the storm arrives

A Magic Millions under lights is going to be special! See you on Friday night 🏇

@TheBarmyArmy Viv

Finish the sentence: The best cricketer of all time is __________

@AidanEdgecomb6 He’s a Queenslander 😀

An African-Australian beating Peter Norman’s record 56 years after this is honestly so fitting. He’d be so proud of how far we’ve come as a country since then, hope we all look after Gout Gout